Ask LU - The Relationship Advice Thread III

[Dutchy]

I'll sort that out.

Alex is nice, I wouldn't go there though. To the friend-zone!

 

[Misanthrope]

I'll sort that out.

Alex is nice, I wouldn't go there though. To the friend-zone!

Yeah, despite my love of the South African accent, she's not my type. Lovely girl though.

Now, if you could get me H without upsetting G (who seems to be a top bloke), I'd name a holiday after you when I take over my small island in the Pacific.

 

[Dani]

Can I apply for citizenship of this island?

I want to run away. Sounds like a perfect opportunity.

 

[Dutchy]

1) I want Friday changed to glorpglorp.
2) Dogs and Snakes are also called glorpglorp.
3) 2 Public Holidays per month named after me.

 

[Misanthrope]

Can I apply for citizenship of this island?

I want to run away. Sounds like a perfect opportunity.

Sure thing!

 

[Dani]

Sure thing!

<3

 

[Helmet Man]

Worst feeling is when the person who you love doesn't love you back. It is just a sickening feeling that overrides your whole body. Maybe one night stands are the way to go. None of that emotional attachment bullshit.

 

[Misanthrope]

Amen to that, brother. I've been there.

It's like the person you loved just disappeared overnight, and they've been replaced by this close approximation that stares at you with cold, sad eyes but doesn't care for you the way they once did.

Stay strong.

 

[Alba]

It hurts more when you think you've hit the jackpot with the love of your life after so many failed attempts at finding someone, and then they turn around and destroy you.

 

[Alba]

But yes, it sucks. I prefer to just not have feelings at all.

 

[Misanthrope]

It hurts more when you think you've hit the jackpot with the love of your life after so many failed attempts at finding someone, and then they turn around and destroy you.

I'll love you, Alba!

 

[Misanthrope]

The world would be a much better place if pretty girls settled for less attractive guys.

Think about it:

- Pretty girls who have been jerked around by handsome guys get a guy who dotes on them, is ridiculously grateful, and has a personality.
- Ordinary guys who have been jerked around by pretty girls get a pretty girl.
- Handsome guys get to continue f**king good looking girls before eventually putting on weight, getting a shitty job, and either dying alone or accidentally knocking up a fat girl at the RSL. Balding and without much personality, he's grateful for a woman who looks after him and finds him amazing.
- Ugly girls get said broken shells of formerly good looking men.

World fixed.

 

[Dragon2010]

It hurts more when you think you've hit the jackpot with the love of your life after so many failed attempts at finding someone, and then they turn around and destroy you.

What about when you have a good family life, have happy parents, a good home, a good future and such and your mum decides to f*ck your best friends dad. Does that hurt?

 

[Alba]

What about when you have a good family life, have happy parents, a good home, a good future and such and your mum decides to f*ck your best friends dad. Does that hurt?

I'm not sure? Only you can answer that. Are you hurt, or more disappointed?

 

[Misanthrope]

Pain isn't a dick measuring competition, guys and girls. Let's avoid using the 'more' modifier when describing what does or doesn't hurt.

 

[Dragon2010]

I'm not sure? Only you can answer that. Are you hurt, or more disappointed?

Was many years ago now. I think more angry...

 

[Alba]

Pain isn't a dick measuring competition, guys and girls. Let's avoid using the 'more' modifier when describing what does or doesn't hurt.

Word up. I actually thought about it after I posted it. Love just f**king hurts full stop!

 

[Misanthrope]

True that, but it's so good when it's good.

 

[Alba]

Not worth it IMO

 

[Alba]

Worst feeling is when the person who you love doesn't love you back. It is just a sickening feeling that overrides your whole body. Maybe one night stands are the way to go. None of that emotional attachment bullshit.

Is this happening now?