Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[adamkungl]

Stupid crushes.

DL or AG?

 

[Cliffhanger]

I only have eyes for you babe.

 

[adamkungl]

I wanted to pretend to be modest.

 

[Alba]

awwww, crushes are the best thing ever!

 

[coolumsharkie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

 

[SuperiorEasts]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

 

[dogslife]

BHP has a girlfriend?

 

[Earl]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

Fake your own death

 

[Cliffhanger]

Sleep with her best friend. This has implications though, there's also he chance she forgives you and just dumps her best friend.

Bitches be loco!

 

[Alba]

Just stop contact, tell her you're too busy to talk all the time.. She will eventually be like "SEE YA!" That is, unless she has no respect for herself. In that case, it may turn her into a stalker..

 

[gUt]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

Beat her viciously and threaten to kill her family if she calls the cops.

Disclaimer - f**king don't do this

 

[dogslife]

Careful, he's stupid enough to take that advice on board

 

[Cliffhanger]

Why is breaking it off yourself not an option?

 

[dogslife]

Ménage à Trois. But if you're not an orgy guy, be careful, she might be into it!

 

[Apey]

It never really dawned on me that the answer is to every single question ever asked in this thread is to watch Seinfeld.

Drape yourself in velvet.

 

[kia ora storm]

Just tell her outright that you don't want to go out with her and end all contact...done.

 

[Twizzle]

tell her you're gay

not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[redvforlife]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

tell her you're not a lesbian, since you clearly don't have a pair of balls.

 

[dogslife]

It never really dawned on me that the answer is to every single question ever asked in this thread is to watch Seinfeld.

Drape yourself in velvet.

Esconced in velvet, you know if it were socially acceptable...

 

[The.X.Factor9]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

Tell her you have a STI.