Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[adamkungl]

It never really dawned on me that the answer is to every single question ever asked in this thread is to watch Seinfeld.

Drape yourself in velvet.

:lol: yep. Sitcoms are basically the go to for any dating question.

*studies Big Bang Theory* :sarcasm:

tell her you're not a lesbian, since you clearly don't have a pair of balls.

winner. Man up ya sook.

 

[Jobdog]

Just ask yourself what Sheldon would do.

 

[dogslife]

Big Bang Theory isn't a sitcom. A sitcom is a "situation comedy", and it doesn't contain any comedy tbh

 

[Jobdog]

You have it all to learn my friend ... it all to learn.

 

[Cliffhanger]

BBT is terrible imo.

 

[SuperiorEasts]

tell her you're not a lesbian, since you clearly don't have a pair of balls.

How would you know you stupid merge fan? I told her that it was over and seized contact and more than 3 months later she comes back saying she still loves me, thus I need her to realise she doesn't want to be with me so don't act like I haven't tried the obvious approaches.

Thanks for all the other legit answers.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Um why would you get back with her then? You asked how to break up with here implying you were together. Your question implies you're a massive pussy and if the shoe fits.

 

[SuperiorEasts]

I'm not with her but I think she has some stockholm syndrome-esque mentality where she assumes she's still with me.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Cut off all contact then, block her on facebook, don't respond to her texts or calls, tell mutual friends she's stalking you. Under no circumstances talk to her or respond to her messages even if she threatens self harm.

It's the only way.

 

[SuperiorEasts]

Yeahhhh I have to resume the block. Who would've thought it would be so hard...

 

[Cliffhanger]

Changing your number would be a good idea too, but if you do do that make sure that the people you give it know that you don't want her to have it.

 

[Monk]

Cliffy is on the money

 

[MattYg1]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

 

[dogslife]

Does nobody else think it's completely outlandish that bhp has a girlfriend? And not only that, but she's the stalkerish one

 

[Apey]

and that he refers to her actions as stockholm syndrome of all things :lol:

 

[Fire]

How would you know you stupid merge fan? I told her that it was over and seized contact and more than 3 months later she comes back saying she still loves me, thus I need her to realise she doesn't want to be with me so don't act like I haven't tried the obvious approaches.

Thanks for all the other legit answers.

Um, Redvforlife is actually a female, so, um, even the fairer sex thinks you're a pussy :lol:

Mate just tell her to walk or ignore her. It's not rocket science...

 

[9701]

How do you trick a girl into breaking up with you but making her think it was her decision?

If she is good in the sack get her to talk to me ill take one for the team and volunteer to keep her busy

 

[dogslife]

and that he refers to her actions as stockholm syndrome of all things :lol:

That makes more sense, his "girlfriend" is really his hostage

 

[Fire]

...or tell her you're HIV+

 

[Dani]

What about telling her you're moving away?