Autumn 2022

[hineyrulz]

I’ve never seen this joker ever do anything good! I’m sure he must, somewhere sometime but I reckon he’s a clown.

Was this the race where the pre-race ear-muffs stayed on something?

Dettori is a no-go for me.

Ryan Moore >>>>>>>>> Derptorri.

 

[to_ddeath]

Don’t think it mattered which plonker was on that Inspiral, she’s an absolute beast. Slayed ‘em.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Seeing Perfect Power win the Commonwealth Cup after coming off the pace from an inside draw has just given me even more confidence around Artorius

27 horses in the field which is crazy but should guarantee pace. This horse always flies home against our best sprinters and I’ve always thought he would be best over 1300-1400 metres which is closer to what 1200 at Ascot truly is.

Europeans are draught horses… I’m seriously throbbing about his chances.

My only concern is him still being a colt getting stirred up before the race and shitting the bed Amber Heard style.

 

[Sphagnum]

Seeing Perfect Power win the Commonwealth Cup after coming off the pace from an inside draw has just given me even more confidence around Artorius

27 horses in the field which is crazy but should guarantee pace. This horse always flies home against our best sprinters and I’ve always thought he would be best over 1300-1400 metres which is closer to what 1200 at Ascot truly is.

Europeans are draught horses… I’m seriously throbbing about his chances.

My only concern is him still being a colt getting stirred up before the race and shitting the bed Amber Heard style.

Load up merkin

 

[Lemon Squash]

Load up merkin

Already had a lash and all my guilty Chooks winnings will be going on after they dust up Parra

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Load up merkin

When is this Artorius race? I can’t seem to see it anywhere?


Beastly run by Saracen Knight there btw.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Nevermind. I found it on Shortsbet. Race 4. Ascot.

No idea why TAB not displaying Race 4? Weird.

 

[to_ddeath]

Arsehall on Nord Lyon, how the F do you end up 4 wide from gate 4?
Merkin Wazn Prickface

 

[hineyrulz]

I’ve backed 6 winners and still losing, the epitome of a bald plodder.

 

[to_ddeath]

More Maher Poostace shenanigans at Phlemington, can never catch any of their nags aside from Hitotsu

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[to_ddeath]

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[Cumberland Eel]

come on Invinciano & Gospodian

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

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[hineyrulz]

Big Ern FTW!!

 

[to_ddeath]

Dogular more like it…where the hell did that garbage come from?
F@ck I hate Fry and Milkshakes Smith

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Big Ern FTW!!

I’ve been getting Munson’d all day!

 

[hineyrulz]

Tahitian Dancer to keep me just ahead.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Charlie Appleby just said Nobel Truth is being eyed for the Golden Eagle. Keep an eye on those future markets