Best And Worst Present You Got Last Year

[AlwaysGreen]

Didn't realise you were a writer on Seinfeld Mr. AlwaysGreen, you must tell me, what were they like off screen?

Jerry was quiet needy, always asking me for advice on his comedy routine. Many a time I had to slap him into line. Basically, without me Larry wouldn't have written a script. I provided him with most of his ideas. As you'd except, both worshipped me.

Writer? Pffft, it was the glorious AG who enlightened them. He came to Larry David in visions.

Correct minion. Larry and I had a great relationship up until the 7th season when he became sexually attracted to me. Although I could understand the plethora of reasons why this occurred I had to let him go before the start of season 8.

 

[Red Bear]

Best was all the cash towards my new guitar.

worst, I dunno, a shithouse shirt that I got taken back.

Didnt really ask for anything apart from money for my birthday or Christmas, most stuff was a pleasent surprise

 

[Jason Maher]

Best: Either the Maton EM225C electric-acoustic my wife bought for me, or the Maton Mastersound MS2000STD electric I bought for myself.

Worst: A copy of The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan. I needed a new copy, but I didn't need another new copy. Mate in question did thoughtfully present the gift in the middle of our garage under the old Christmas tree he found downstairs (this was for my birthday, in May).

 

[perverse]

Wooooooo where to start.

Best: misc socks and undies. Cheap ones. Yep, this is my best column.

Worst: f**k, where to begin. I got 3 shirts that came straight from kmart or something that ill never wear in public. I got 3 books from my sister by an author that I told her last year I don't like at all. I got a massive f**king tube of bubble blowing solution (I could not make this up). I got a kids stocking full of cheap, reject shop lollies that tasted like horse shit.

Yep, feelin loved.

 

[Twizzle]

never tasted horse shit

what's it like ?

 

[HowHigh]

Tastes like chicken

 

[perverse]

The lollies from the reject shop, twiz.

 

[Joker's Wild]

lol my inlaws bought me one of this lolly bags too

I frickin don't even eat lollies

 

[StormChaser]

Wooooooo where to start.

Best: misc socks and undies. Cheap ones. Yep, this is my best column.

Worst: f**k, where to begin. I got 3 shirts that came straight from kmart or something that ill never wear in public. I got 3 books from my sister by an author that I told her last year I don't like at all. I got a massive f**king tube of bubble blowing solution (I could not make this up). I got a kids stocking full of cheap, reject shop lollies that tasted like horse shit.

Yep, feelin loved.

Wow. This year you should get them all scratchies, but scratch them all first to make sure there are no winners.

 

[Cliffhanger]

No give them the absolute worst presents. Donate to a charity in their name and not a good one, donate to Greenpeace in their name.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I actually don't give gifts. My family and friends realize that just being within my orbit is the most priceless gift they will ever receive.

I don't expect gifts either. Mortal trinkets don't interest me.

 

[Dani]

Best - my tattoo.

Worst - a cheap gross perfume that was obviously a free sample. Worst part is that it came from one of the in-laws...he practically wipes his arse with $100 notes. Such a tight arse.

 

[StormChaser]

I think that's how rich people stay rich, they spend f**k all money.

 

[Dani]

Werd.

Last year he gave us nothing and we spent a good chunk of coin on him. So we didn't bother this year. Screw him.

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

Best: Wii Console, an iPhone 4s, PS3

Worst: a set of candles, WTF was my school friend thinking?!?!


Generally speaking most presents I've gotten have all been worth it.