Mate the place is full of comedians. Good luck. You may just start WWIII as well.
For the record, and being serious, the best ever (Rugby League player) I got to see with my own eyes was Bobby Fulton (in his peak early 70's) from Manly Warringah. Hated him, but have to admit he was poetry in motion to watch. Lightning quick off the mark, mesmerised defences. Saw him run about 30-40 metres sideways one day from outside the 25 yard line at the SCG against Easts toying with the defence looking for a hole. He found it. Scooted through and scored . I was young, so the memory might not be perfect, but I remember the impression it left.
In the NRL? Billy Slater (Melbourne Cheats, sorry Storm) always impresses me. Again, a grub, but electric to watch. More of an opportunist than a creator, but exciting none the less.