Best line from a movie

[Dolphin Oval]

Eddie Murphy in Another 48 Hours provided some laughs. I particularly liked this quote, which took place the first nite after he had got out of prison. A bar room brawl had taken place involving rogue cop Jack Cates (Nick Nolte)and it was pretty big before charismatic Reggie Hammond (Murphy), decided to grab a gun and fire a few shots into the air of the club. This is what he said:

Hammond: "Alright, knock this shit off! I have been having a very bad day! I just got out of jail this morning. Already, I have been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over 17 times, a bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my porsche! I am in a bad god damn mood!"

Murphy was great in the original 48 Hours as well.

 

[imported_Mystery Man]

Seinfeld

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

I know it's television, but it's classic.

 

[imported_Mystery Man]

Here's a bit of trivia on those Pulp fiction lines (from http://imdb.com) -

After Butch kills Maynard, Marsellus Wallace says that he's going to call some friends "to go to work on [Zed] with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch." In Charley Varrick (1973), a character named Maynard warns a bank manager that some mobsters "will go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch."

 

[CarltonChick]

The life of Brian
"He's not the Mesiah he's just a naughty little boy, so bugga off!!"
Sorry I am 16, I dont know how Mesiah is spelt, hahaha, thats my excuse!?

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

LOL...a good taste in movies i see CC

Messiah

Moff-O

 

[imported_eels fan...]

Reservoir Dogs... When will they hurry up & release this on DVD??? And I wont post it in case it offends but Mr Browns analysis on what the true meaning of Madonna's "Like A Virgin" is is an absoloute classic!

Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

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Joe Cabot:And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe Cabot: Cause you're a twig, ok?

<hr width="30%">
Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr.Purple?
Joe: No, You can't be Mr. Purple.
Mr. Pink: Why not?
Joe: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.

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Mr.White: Hardy f**kin' har.
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Good Will Hunting...
Chuckie: Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that? [Man moans upstairs] Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a f**king beating!!
[Morgan runs downstairs]
Morgan: What's up fellas?
Billy: Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own f**king house. Man, that's f**king filthy.
Morgan: I ain't got a VCR in my house.
Chuckie: Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.
Morgan: I didn't use the glove.
Chuckie: That's my Little League glove.
Morgan: What do you want me to do?
Chuckie: I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
Morgan: I was just using it for clean-up.
Chuckie: Stop jerking off in my mother's room!
Morgan: Ain't there another VCR in the house?!
Chuckie: It's just sad bro. <hr width="30%"> Matt Damon: The sad thing is, in about 50 years you might start doin' some thinkin' on your own and by then you'll realize there are only two certainties in life. One, don't do that. Two - you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on an education you coulda' picked up for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library.

 

[CarltonChick]

I know, I know!! Thanks Moffo mate!! Have any of you seen Shallow Hall?? If so, did you like it?

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

I liked Gwenyth Paltrow in it lol lolCC

Moffo.

 

[imported_Mystery Man]

Fight Club Jack has just had his apartment and all his material possessions blown up. He is discussing it with his newly-found friend, Tyler Durden. TYLER - You know man, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. JACK - There's always that. I don't know, it's just... when you buy furniture, you tell yourself - that's it, that's the last sofa I'm gonna need. No matter what else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was so close... to being complete. TYLER (sarcastically) - Shit, man, now it's all gone. JACK - All gone. TYLER (light-heartedly) - All gone. Tyler pours a beer. TYLER - Do you know what a duvet is? JACK - Comforter. TYLER - It's a blanket, just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then? JACK - You know, consumers. TYLER - Right, we're consumers. We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty - these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. JACK - Martha Stewart. TYLER - f**k Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man! So, f**k off with your sofa units and your strinne-green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say... let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. But that's me, and I could be wrong; maybe it's a terrible tragedy. JACK - No, it's just stuff. TYLER - Well, you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for a modern life. JACK - f**k, you're right. Tyler offers Jack a cigarette. JACK - No, I don't smoke. My insurance will probably cover it, so... Tyler stares at him, disappointed. JACK - What? TYLER - The things you own, end up owing you. But do what you like, man.

 

[CarltonChick]

I thought Shallow Hall, was so shit!! I hate movies like that! It was funny, but in a stupid way! I love the classical funny ones!! That make u nearly piss ur pants cos u laughing so much!

 

[Willow]

(from memory)

"Its ourjob to wipe the floor with our competitors.
We have a responsibilty to our shareholders...it is the shareholders who are our society...
...the public... they can look after themselves."

-Anthony LaPaglia, The Bank