Best Steven Segal Movie

[Eskimo Sharkie]

isn't the sentence "best steven segal movie" a paradox?

Have to agree there. And the thread disappears in a puff of logic.

 

[McLovin]

Under Seige gets my vote...

He doesn't die in Exectutive Decision btw. It's a well known fact that he lands on all fours and survives the fall...

 

[El Diablo]

I mean come on? This man has no such thing as a best movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uSvihFZn0

:crazy:

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Jean Claude Van Damme would kick steven segals ass in a movie fight.

 

[Engine]

The only Steven Seagal movie I like is "Out For Justice".

That "Ritchie" character is one of the nuttiest villains ever. I love that movie.

 

[Tom Shines]

The only Steven Seagal movie I like is "Out For Justice".

That "Ritchie" character is one of the nuttiest villains ever. I love that movie.

The bar scene is a brilliant piece of cinema.

"Anybody seen Richie? I'm gonna keep comin' back until someone remembers seein' Richie..."

 

[chileman]

Under Seige gets my vote...

He doesn't die in Exectutive Decision btw. It's a well known fact that he lands on all fours and survives the fall...

:lol:Are you calling him a Cat :lol:

 

[Bobby DIGital]

I liked "Marked for Death" where he goes against them Jamaican shottas...."Stop all that blood clot crying...everybody must dead"

 

[Bulldog Force]

The bar scene is a brilliant piece of cinema.

"Anybody seen Richie? I'm gonna keep comin' back until someone remembers seein' Richie..."

"Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why richie did Bobby Lupo?"

The only Steven Seagal movie I like is "Out For Justice".

That "Ritchie" character is one of the nuttiest villains ever. I love that movie.

Because he was on crack.

Jean Claude Van Damme would kick steven segals ass in a movie fight.

:lol: - now that's funny. Steven Seagal would know what JCVD would do before VD knew himsefl ;-)

For the record, his best were:

• Nico: Above The Law
• The Glimmer Man
• Under Seige
• Under Seige 2: Dark Territory
• Hard To Kill/Seven Year Storm
• Out For Justice
• Exit Wounds

 

[chileman]

Do you validate valet parking?

 

[Generalzod]

Out for Justice
Hard to Kill

 

[Bulldog Force]

Do you validate valet parking?

"No we're closed for renevations. I'd say two weeks."

 

[Sir Biffo]

"No we're closed for renevations. I'd say two weeks."

"Whatever those guys are paying, I'll double it. Do you take credit card?"

*withdraws credit card with knife blade attachment to disarm 5 blokes with samurai swords*

 

[Bulldog Force]

"Whatever those guys are paying, I'll double it. Do you take credit card?"

*withdraws credit card with knife blade attachment to disarm 5 blokes with samurai swords*

:lol: I remember that well.

Mr. Smith: He's selling it to a bunch of Serbian freedom fighters.
Campbell: You mean terrorists.
Mr. Smith: Semantics. You say tomato...
Campbell: No, motherf**ker, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists.

 

[Bulldog Force]

What about this from Exit Wounds (when the gang is trying to steal his car): What am I, a sh*t magnet? :lol:

 

[bulldog]

Watch him run, never seen a guy who could so obviously kick the living sh!t out of me run like such a girl.

A big thumbs up for whoever picked Executive Decision as his best.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Watch him run, never seen a guy who could so obviously kick the living sh!t out of me run like such a girl.

A big thumbs up for whoever picked Executive Decision as his best.

There are 2 reasons he runs like that:

1. To accommodate his size - his fighting style is more about gliding around, not running fast at full pelt like Rey Mysterio
2. His style of running allows him to continuously breathe easier

You've seen how big the guy is? He can't run any other way without puffing out within 10 seconds. His run is more of a jog. Hands mainly by his side.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Vinnie Madano: You wouldn't say that sh*t if Richie was here.
Detective Gino Felino NYPD: Yeah, but Richie ain't here! Know why? 'Cause he's a chickensh*t f**kin' pussy asshole!

 

[bjm8]

This thread reminds me of Get This. Constant Seagal talk.

 

[Tom Shines]

This thread reminds me of Get This. Constant Seagal talk.

Favourite "On The Buses" character?