Bird Linked to Roosters

[OVP]

Bird would go well at gooster camp. He could smash the porcelin from the girlie latte cups and jam the edges into his team mates faces and get them to tell porkies about his IQ and other such like things when his credibility is in question. Be polite 'is in your responses please.

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[Fibroman]

Bird brain would be able to get his team mates to do his hit ups for him like he got his mates to say they glassed his GF. He would be a real asset in Yuppieville. They could use his temper to punch holes in the doughnuts, although he might have some stiff competition down there as I heard there are already plenty of doughnut punchers in Oxford Street.