Imagine the budget needed if Skeepe was Canberra coach.
Jurno: So coach skeepe what are your thoughts on the game
Skeepe: The refs are a disgrace, Robert Finch needs to be taken to newcastle and made to live there, hell hole that it is, then his first born child should be eaten.
The useless pink twinkies penalised Alan Tongue, Tongue is a god, he should never be penalised, f**king Finch and his fools. I was sitting with the other demi god Ricky Ponting and even he knew Tongue should never have a penalty against, he made eight hundred and twenty six tackles, but it was good to sit with Ricky I love him so.
Jurno: But you team only had one penalty against and the you recieved 8, had two tries given by the video ref and the other mob had two denied, and Ricky is a VFL fan.
Skeepe: Yes, what a disgrace, we should had 16 penalties, and that video ref, don't get me started, his eyes are painted on, did you guys not see Alan Tongue get tackled, should be a penality every time for touching god. Robert Finch is on the Tigers books I am sure of it.
Jurno: So you are happy with your players performance?
Skeepe: Of course I am every Canberra player gets a 10 out 10 for thier performance, except of course for Tongue he gets an 11. The refs on the other hand get minus 4 million and eight, the other mob were grubs of the highest order, obviously they grew up in either drugcastle or campbelltown, dirty grubs, tackled Tongue and bought his average meters per run down from 6 to 5.5 meters, almost as bad Finch, but we all know Finch is in fact satan.
And another thing, did you see that milking out there, cheating lying scum, the other mob were cheating all game, disgusting that Finch breathes at all.Then my players get snubbed by the Australian selectors, that over rated hack Inglis is way behind our man Croker, Lockyer is not fit to lace Campeses boots, and Alan Tongue should be captain and coach of Australia, the world, the known universe, the unknown universe and parallel dimenisions, but no Satan Finch and the Newcastle/Tigers conspire against the great man, and keep thier jobs.
I hate them all.