My fellow Parra-Buldogs, this is your un-elected Captain speaking, and we do need to talk.
First point on the agenda is just who is solid for the rest of this current season? Now Im in and Ill be posting new stuff from now on such is my determination to lend support to Dave whos been carrying this team without complaint for too long now. I assume and hope that Daves still gonna stick up his hand, but lets be frank he deserves a break as hes put in every game Ive seen The Parra-Dogs play and Im worried the strains of a hectic season will lead to burnout if we dont give him a break.
Season II watch this kid go hes the games next superstar, if we dont burn him out first.
Im fine as Ive only been regurgitating old posts so far, so if need be Im available for every remaining game.
But what about the rest?
Whos in and whos not?
Which brings me to the second point on the agenda are we gonna play out the season? I say hell yes and if necessary Ill take on the f***** lot of em on my own if it means keeping the team alive but I aint gonna waste my time if Im only wasting my time.
So lets see some hands please or alternatively declare yourself out.
Now if we just dont have the numbers to see this season out, Im gonna have a talk to Willow to see if we can go with some sort of trial - invitational team just to get some games for those that want one between now and the end of the season maybe some Punters from other teams will have a run with us just to make up the numbers (if required). Obviously this would mean wed have to forfeit our points and probably any we already have (to keep it fair), but if we aint got the numbers for our team at least we can have a game and provide our prospective opponents someone to have a game against remember when we forfeit, we deny the team we were supposed to play a game too. And thats just not in the right spirit of this whole thing.
And lastly looking ahead to F5s Season II. I propose a team name change. The reason being is that wether we like it or not, Parramatta and The Bulldogs are two teams despised by most other opposition supporters (hell, we even despise each other). Im thinking if we go with some generic name like The Lobsters or something similar than it may be easier to attract new punters who dont want the stigma of being associated with either Parra or The Dogs. An example is one potential recruit I was negotiating with earlier in the season but whom eventually turned me down because (and I quote) I just cant play for The Dogs.
Maybe we can call ourselves The Scum Of The Earth?
Anyway, all these things and more can be settled at a later date. Alls I need to know NOW and right NOW is whos up for the next game?
Im in, whos with me?
Dont chuck it in yet.
Regards,
Zef.