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foran: "sorry i missed training yesterday.. i hear toovey had us practicing that new defensive move called 'the hoppa'.. how was it?"

DCE: "yeah went alright.. reckon the opposition are in for a bit of a shock.. hey, got a joke for ya.. how do you know what matai had for breakfast yesterday?"

foran: "how?"

DCE: "smell this.."
 

eozsmiles

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DCE - you have a meeting today with that new bloke too, Kelly?

Foran - yeah

DCE - he tell you that you're the number one priority too?

Foran - yeah

DCE - you tell him bidding starts at a million a year for four years, too?

Foran - yeah

DCE - did he give you that smarmy grin and say "No worries, remember I put that Souths roster together", too?

Foran - yeah

DCE - sweet

Foran - yeah
 

eozsmiles

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Reporter - Why did you choose Cronulla?

LG - Huge junior numbers. It's a real grassroots soccer nursery. Potential is huge.

Reporter - What do you mean?

LG - I think my experience at the Wanderers will be a great asset in this region taking the next step.

Reporter - You do realise that the sharks are a rugby league club?

LG - I work in the future, not the past.

Reporter - Is that the attitude you are taking towards the ASADA drama?

LG - As far as I'm concerned nothing in the past ever happened. That's how the G-Train rolls.

Reporter - ............ G-Train?

LG - yeah, that's my nickname. Problem?

Reporter - No, should go down well. What are your thoughts on Flanno?

LG - I'm not a Flanno kind of guy, or any other type of checks. Suit and tie all the way. Got to look the part when you're the boss.

Reporter - How is the financial situation?

LG - Future looks strong. These apartments are going gang busters. Still got a couple of acres left to develop, too.

Reporter - Where?

LG - Right in the middle of the whole thing. Looks like the best spot to me. All grassland at the moment.

Reporter - Do you mean the playing surface? You can't sell the ground!

LG - Wanna bet? Send a couple of emails around with some photos of the beach and those foreign investors will be falling over themselves hahahahaha. I'll sell the thing in five minutes.

Reporter - Where will you play?

LG - The government are throwing half a billion at a flash new stadium in west Sydney. Got a roof and everything they reckon. I've got some experience with football clubs out that way, I think it'll be a good match.
 

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