Carmont.. The next immortal

[JoeysChiropractor]

I've been watching this horse play, and just like horses, when his number 1 jockey is there, this mayor can play. I think the longer his mayne is, the better he plays and defends. Not since Matt Gidley have I seen a better candidate for a spot at coles shopping centres.

To further enhance my argument for his spot among the immortals, I would say the success of the knights lays on his shoulders. Johns is ok by himself, but without Carmont making him look good, I think the Knights will struggle. If Australia and NSW are going to have any chance in the future against the might of QLD, there needs to be:

3. Carmont
4. Gidley
7. Johns

Even more destructive would be
6. Carmont
7. Johns

I heard from a reliable customer, that in response to Warrington's purchase of Johns for an alleged 500k (which Johns needs to pay off his surgery and chiropractic debts), Carmont has been persued by Leeds, St Helens and Wigan for amounts in excess of 750k to shut down Johns and provide their own weaponary for the remainder of the ESL season. I have gotten this information off Carmont's hairdresser, which for legal reasons has to stay anonymous, but you've heard it here first.

 

[Gene Krupa]

Could you please just f**k off?

 

[Alex28]

mayor? if he would promise to leave the Knights and waive next year's contract (and 2007 for that matter) i'd be happy for him to be mayor ;-)

 

[macavity]

eeerm.....

is he the mayor of Pussytown....?

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Could you please just f**k off?

Take a joke Gene I thought it was rather amusing.

 

[pantherz9103]

I've been watching this horse play, and just like horses, when his number 1 jockey is there, this mayor can play. I think the longer his mayne is, the better he plays and defends. Not since Matt Gidley have I seen a better candidate for a spot at coles shopping centres.

To further enhance my argument for his spot among the immortals, I would say the success of the knights lays on his shoulders. Johns is ok by himself, but without Carmont making him look good, I think the Knights will struggle. If Australia and NSW are going to have any chance in the future against the might of QLD, there needs to be:

3. Carmont
4. Gidley
7. Johns

Even more destructive would be
6. Carmont
7. Johns

I heard from a reliable customer, that in response to Warrington's purchase of Johns for an alleged 500k (which Johns needs to pay off his surgery and chiropractic debts), Carmont has been persued by Leeds, St Helens and Wigan for amounts in excess of 750k to shut down Johns and provide their own weaponary for the remainder of the ESL season. I have gotten this information off Carmont's hairdresser, which for legal reasons has to stay anonymous, but you've heard it here first.

That's GOLD :thumb

 

[perverse]

hahaha im thinking a piss-take on BBSF and the rest of the covell crew?
i applaud thee JC.

 

[Andy]

That's hilarious! :lol:

 

[MrCharisma]

That's gold

 

[pennywisealfie]

hahahaha oh man that was awesome DISHCLOTH NINJAS REPRESENT, WESTSIDE STYLE!

 

[northey]

hahahaha

 

[bluesbreaker]

What was funny about this? Was it just that Carmont was being touted as a good player? I mean, it wasn't particularly well written like a croyden masterpiece, it wasn't witty and factually based like something Razor would write... It wasn't scathing like uncle Dilmah... Colour me confused.

 

[TooheysNew]

It wasn't scathing like uncle Dilmah

And what does that mean?

 

[Gene Krupa]

Take a joke Gene I thought it was rather amusing.

I wasn't playing the ball, I was playing the man! ;-)