Chelsea F.C. II: Return of the Special One

[Haffa]

Messi followed us on Instagram and his GF followed us on twitter... He's clearly joining..

 

[Jimbo]

Isn't it exciting!!

 

[Haffa]

Imagine the meltdown down from the Messi Fanboys! :lol:

I'd wager they'd burn a few shirts but that only seems to happen on merseyside.

 

[Jimbo]

A lot of them would follow him here, which would be a pain in the ass

There's a school of thought which suggests the deal might make sense because we'd get half the transfer fee back in shirt sales...

 

[Haffa]

The reality is though he's a spineless little shit who is using the speculation to have his manager sacked and gain more power......along with a pay rise.

He'd be crucified in the English Press as soon as he joined us, his image would be destroyed.

 

[Jimbo]

Yep

I'll take Hazard any day of the week

 

[Haffa]

Oscar with an assist and a goal. Zouma impressive, Costa firing again. And the coach earns his corn at half time. All positives.
And to top it off, City draw and drop points.

...and to really top it off, QPR set a new record for away games lost at the beginning of a season.

 

[Jimbo]

Great night out last night

A couple of our regulars couldn't get past the bouncers, so we went down the road and took over the pikeys' pub

So we had our own two goals as well as Swansea's predicted equaliser to celebrate

Good times

 

[Haffa]

Nice. The Aurora not playing ball still?

 

[Jimbo]

Yeah

Shame really, as they'd taken a very positive step towards addressing the barmaid issue...

 

[Haffa]

Reus rumours back. Would love to add he and Varane this window.

 

[Jimbo]

It's Bradford in the Cup then, with Liverpool on either side

Then it's Man City at home, and a couple of days to go shopping...

 

[Haffa]

Haha, knew they'd win.

 

[Jimbo]

They didn't just win. Gave them a right old spanking

A straight red a couple of minutes in probably didn't help Millwall's cause

 

[Jimbo]

Apparently LOLiverpool are interested in Mat Ryan

We should buy him and loan him to Atletico then

 

[Twizzle]

I've read media articles that say how the Chavs buy players and loan them out just so other teams cant have them.

Seriously where do these guys dream up this stuff.

 

[Haffa]

I don't think we need to worry about Liverpool posing a threat.

 

[Jimbo]

I've read media articles that say how the Chavs buy players and loan them out just so other teams cant have them.

Seriously where do these guys dream up this stuff.

I haven't heard of West Ham doing that?

 

[Jimbo]

I don't think we need to worry about Liverpool posing a threat.

I'm more concerned about Ryan than Liverpool

Goalkeeping behind Steven Gerrard at DM could be a career killer

 

[Haffa]

Hope Slippy is fit for Tuesday. It's Loic's turn to run onto a back pass.