Chelsea F.C. II: Return of the Special One

[Jimbo]

Mourinho really hates his club's fans.

Mourinho shares a deep affection with Chelsea fans Dean

It's pretty much the opposite of the pikeys and that fat bloke

 

[Haffa]

Jose Mourinho has won more trophies than West Ham.

 

[Mong]

Bang bang..

Well done Dean :lol::lol:

 

[Haffa]

:lol: That was just too easy..like Hazard strolling past Cresswell for the 20th time..

 

[Mong]

Bwahahahahaha

Bang!!

Look, I got one too.. A lame one, but that's expected with Chelsea fans I suppose, gifts that just keep on giving.

Where's the other usual dope I wonder..

 

[Haffa]

Bang..

Just too easy. Like Costa on Reid.

 

[Jimbo]

Hahaha

You caught a fish Haff

Then you put it in a barrel and shot it

Well done

Hahaha

 

[Haffa]

Hahaha

The equivalent of Cesc feeding another assist in behind Collins.

 

[Jimbo]

The attention whore seems a little more excitable than usual

Anyone would think we'd been done 5-nil by Nottingham Forest

 

[Mong]

Wow

Looks like you stirred them up in a big way Dean.

It's more like fish in a thimble now it's become so easy.

You may have a future in this trolling business :lol::lol:

 

[Jimbo]

Hahaha

Look Haff, I caught the same fish with the same smelly bait

Where's that barrel? Ah, here it is

Bang bang

Hahaha

What a stupid fish...

 

[Mong]

And again!!

Bang bang.

I wonder how long this will go on for?

It's only the Chelsea thread so no one will mind, or even notice, more than likely.

Is the bait still attracting them?

 

[Haffa]

Hahaha

Look Haff, I caught the same fish with the same smelly bait

Where's that barrel? Ah, here it is

Bang bang

Hahaha

What a stupid fish...

Hahaha

And again, mate. He's just going to keep biting.

 

[Mong]

Hahaha

It's comedy gold that it's so easy to get the Chelsea fans to f*ck up their own thread with troll mush by noting more than "fish in a barrel" comments.

Although, there's a solid argument to be made that the mere fact the thread is about Chelsea means it's f**ked right from the start anyhow.

But that's a different story.

Bang bang!!

Gold.

 

[Jimbo]

Bang bang

Too easy!!

Hahaha

 

[Mong]

Indeed

Bang bang

Your go haffa

 

[Jimbo]

Bang bang

Hahaha

Too easy

Gold

 

[Mong]

It's not your go jimmy!!

You're a bit eager to look silly there.

 

[Jimbo]

He's still biting at the same smelly bait Haff

What a stupid fish

Bang bang

Hahaha

 

[Haffa]

Fiorentina winger Juan Cuadrado has made it clear he wants to join Chelsea, Sky sources understand.

Looks like Shurrle is most likely to leave.