Chloes Team Poem for FFB BB.

[*Sandy*]

Chloe post up your team and you have 24 hours to create a poem about the Firkin Fun Bar with every member making contributions.

 

[Raider_69]

Do we do this via the thread or over PM's

 

[God-King Dean]

I'm guessing it would be in this thread, I don't think it would really matter if the enemy saw what we were doing since it's the finished product that counts

 

[UndertakerMike]

Team - Choice

Chloe(c)
Raider 69.
Immortal.
Jess Eel.
Undertaker Mike.
Stranger
Robster

 

[Raider_69]

good point

So far ive been brain storming some rhyming shit about members and ive got this, its more of a song thou:

the firkin fun bar, its the place to be
it all kicks off with the lovely TB
Matt23 the shit, he's where its at
and we cant neglect the man - furrycat

its all happenin here at the firkin fun bar!
22 thousand posts, i speak of raiduh
we got preniers, man he is such a todger
and twizzle-izzle, that old f**kin codger

the stormer hits the room, undertaker mike
our cpatain, chloe, its a f**kin dyke!
no doubt about it, the unit's a gary
hge aint cool and calm like houdini the harry


thats all i got

 

[UndertakerMike]

Team choice

If there’s a team I’d like to be in
I like to have a choice.
And I’d choose this team to be in
And get to use my voice.

For all the good things to be in
That FFB can be that
And leave the “toilet hat” shitin
In a constipated squat

 

[UndertakerMike]

looks like I'm gonna sleep on it.

I rekno Chloe might have to take the best of what we got and edit it.

Or I'll see yers tomma.

 

[Raider_69]

looks like I'm gonna sleep on it.

I rekno Chloe might have to take the best of what we got and edit it.

Or I'll see yers tomma.

yea no worries
ill try and help where i can, ill be here all day
i really think we can pull this out

so far both me and you have contributed, so that leaves Robster, Immortal, Chloe and Stranger

 

[Raider_69]

alright team im knocking off for the night
dont wake me up before 10
im not a morning person

 

[God-King Dean]

The poem should start with the typical 'yo yo yo', since Mundine is a the greatest rapper of all time. Now let me think......

 

[God-King Dean]

Yo, yo, yo......

Initial letters FFB, standing for Firkin Fun Bar
More controversy then Tingha joining the rah-rahs

Whether you're in the Person Above You or the "OR" thread
You know that Chloes team are gonna leave the rest for dead

Just like us you wanna be a post-whore
Like donuts on the arse of Michael Moore

So whether you're from the Shire or Penruff
You know you're not gonna find people like us

Peace
*folds arms break dancing style*

 

[Stranger]

the FFB, its the place to be, all the idiots you can see.
The place to tell a joke, the place to have a smoke.
Intelligence is left behind, because we will whore you blind.
Ask us a question and youll get poor reception

the FFB, its the place to be, All the jokers you can see.
With furrycat and Feez tellin the jokes, Stranger and Twiz correcting the quotes
Immaturity is frowned upon, but is expected all for fun.
Units senceless sayings get a laugh, the amount he drinks will make u barf. (spelling meaning puke).


Just got home from a part and saw this. ill make more later. havent slept since yesterday mornin.

 

[UndertakerMike]

FFB BB

If there’s a team I’d like to be in
I like to have a choice.
I would choose this team to be in
And get to use my voice.

For all the good things to be in
That FFB can be that .
We’ll leave the “toilet hat” shitin
In a constipated squat

First there is there is the Legend
In his own mind maybe.
Up against the Robster
Robster will beat him to a tee.

Secondly there is the Stranger
Well to us he’s not,
But there’s nothing more stranger
Than Chippos ranting twat.

Big Mick known to be the nice guy
Well know nice guys come last.
So for the boldly Un-nice Undertaker why
Not just put him out real fast.

Fourthly there is the Melstar
V Jess Eel now that’s a fight to see.
They’ll be hanging from the rafter
To see Jess win easily.

Fithly there is Ms Giggles
Giggleing all the way.
But for the Immortal, victory’s
Just a moment away.

The [furrycat] enclosed in brackets and all
“No match for the Raider that!”
Raiders a foulmouthed, aggressive fighting ball
Back to the catbox……cat

Now to Chloe, our leader
Whose posts are kinda cute. :roll:
No (earth needing to call) dork can deceive her
When she’s caring for the blind, deaf, dumb or mute

Finally madhater the ToiletTrainedHumour leader
Irrelevant he may seemingly be.
His toiletsauce posts don’t really matter
His pet spidergoat wearing a toilet hat ate his monkey.

So you see my friends this BB sit in
That Chloe’s choice team is hot
They will leave team “Toilet hat” shitin
In a constipated squat.

That is the team I’d like to be in
Winners to the end.
I know this poem is shit and hopeing
Someone in my team can make amends..

 

[chloe]

Wow, great effort team! That's so much fabulous poetry. I'm going to keep my contribution short and sweet.

The FFB is coloured white and grey
Dilmah's posts are really gay
There's also a dabble of orange and blue
Big Mick's posts are really gay too

 

[TooheysNew]

Finally. I was waiting to get a mention.

 

[UndertakerMike]

Finally. I was waiting to get a mention.

So we have an intruder :roll:

 

[Raider_69]

**notices figment of Dillys imagination...**

i swear i thought i just herd dilly, must be on the other side of this wall!

awesome effort Mike 8)

 

[UndertakerMike]

Work is extra boring today.....

Hope I get sprung and fired

 

[Raider_69]

Work is extra boring today.....

Hope I get sprung and fired

thats be killer dude 8)

 

[UndertakerMike]

So far on a individual basis were killing them. (I know our Captain has somthing up her sleeve).

Carn Jess Eel Nail it for us .... put that final nail in the coffin.

*hmmm at least I am thinking about work.*