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The unmistakeable roaring of Desouza, Demon Prince of Carnage and Lawyers interrupts you before you can reminisce over your time banging down on their luck women in Seluvian 'dodgy shops'.
"Just like old times, eh?" Galahalot says with a grim smile.
"You said it," you reply, "Can't be any worse than the time..."
Choice One
"Ha!" he laughs, "Those were the days".
Gallahalot opens the door to your cell and tosses a sack of coins to the guard.
"A gift from your new employer," he tells you, "He seems eager to get to the bottom of this rabbit wrangling".
You rush out into the street, careening into...
Choice Two
Striding up the centre of the street, handing out injunctions and summons for punitive damages as if they were going out of style, is Desouza. Seeing you, he bellows his rage and begins to advance.
"Just like old times, eh?" Galahalot says with a grim smile.
"You said it," you reply, "Can't be any worse than the time..."
Choice One
- ...we were cornered by the dragon with the thick English accent and the lust for currencies from far away lands.
- ...I lost a dice game to that Dorassin guy and had to impregnate his wife as payment.
- ...we accidentally resurrected Orcus and got the hell out of there.
- ...we awoke on an island surrounded by school children and weapons and told only two could leave.
- ...we were double-teaming a barmaid and her half-ogre husband came in.
- ...we had just sixteen minutes to get our end of financial year taxes filed or we'd be audited.
- ...we ate bad street food and inadvertently started a civil war.
"Ha!" he laughs, "Those were the days".
Gallahalot opens the door to your cell and tosses a sack of coins to the guard.
"A gift from your new employer," he tells you, "He seems eager to get to the bottom of this rabbit wrangling".
You rush out into the street, careening into...
Choice Two
- ...an inconveniently placed cactus stand.
- ...horses readily saddled and eager to ride into battle.
- ...Lord Walter Whittlesworth, huffing and puffing and eager to know why you aren't out solving the mystery.
- ...a chicken. This immediately upsets the entire population of the town.
- ...local orphans out begging for money for their upcoming charity bake sale.
- ...a fairy circle.
- ...thousands and thousands of thumb tacks.
- ...Lilith, Demon Princess of Jilted Lovers.
- ...an RKO out of nowhere.
Striding up the centre of the street, handing out injunctions and summons for punitive damages as if they were going out of style, is Desouza. Seeing you, he bellows his rage and begins to advance.