Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[sportive cupid]

My coffee often goes cold whilst giving myself an orgasm.

you could use a magnifying glass like the AEC provided on Saturday.;-)

 

[Dragon2010]

Coffee and chiko rolls...what has become of this place.

 

[urban eel]

Its become my idea of heaven. Just needs more boobs

 

[Dragon2010]

Its become my idea of heaven. Just needs more boobs

As you wish.

 

[Cliffhanger]

This coffee machine is complicated. Someone come help me

 

[urban eel]

With the coffee or the orgasm?

 

[dogslife]

I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up

 

[Surely]

you could use a magnifying glass like the AEC provided on Saturday.;-)

That would take forever to reheat my coffee.

 

[sportive cupid]

Ad by then you'd definately be asleep.

 

[sportive cupid]

my mum used to say...A good orgasm is in the eye of the holder...
But maybe thats just an old wives take.

 

[butchmcdick]

What part did she mention taking the biggest chicko rolls available without flinching ?

 

[Surely]

What part did she mention taking the biggest chicko rolls available without flinching ?

That was during a cooking lesson, don't forget to heat up the pan before you put the fat in.

 

[sportive cupid]

Yes .and don't blame the pan if you burn your Cheerio ..

 

[sportive cupid]

Ohh and never feel guilty about having a huge appitite.

 

[butchmcdick]

I bet you are a big man v food fan

 

[Joker's Wild]

There is so much inyourendo going on in here

 

[Surely]

Guilty, I always pick the big pan to cook my cheerio.

 

[butchmcdick]

Guilty, I always pick the big pan to cook my cheerio.

Too much washing up with the big pan

 

[sportive cupid]

Mum also toldme
Chuppa chups might be great to suck..but they'll never fill you up

 

[sportive cupid]

I remember one time when I came hone with a strawberries and cream chuppa chup( my fav) in my mouth .Mum had prepared this big steak meal for me.
I told her I didn't want the steak because this chuppa was filling me nicely.( I think I gave it an extra hard suck then as a defiant child will)
..i can still hear that throaty hearty laugh of hers.
It took me a few years...but eventually I understood..mum really does know best .

Yes I did have the steak

And I still enjoy a little chuppa chup...