Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[dogslife]

Not enough horny girls at my gym

 

[Misanthrope]

Just wear that shirt from the last photo post and giggle (and jiggle).

He'll either hit on you or go home and sodomize his twink boyfriend.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Can't believe so many Women have issues with this sort of thing... Guys aren't very sophisticated when it comes to sex. All a half decent Woman need do to get a bloke in bed is say the following five words-

"Do you want to f**k?"

You can even shorten it to two words if you're in a hurry-

"Wanna f**k?"

Guaranteed to work on just about every bloke who isn't gay.

 

[Misanthrope]

The above is true.

If you can't get laid as an attractive woman, brush your teeth and try again.

If that doesn't work, you need to check your gaydar.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I've mentioned this one several times but it's bound to work coming from a female.

Just walk up to him and say "I can help you do a great impersonation of a clock, drop your pants and watch me put two hands and a face on you"

If he's a man he'll say yes.

If he's a f**king idiot, he'll say no.

^This is my favourite pickup line ever!

 

[dogslife]

How are the hands Clifford?

 

[Cliffhanger]

I haven't really paid attention to them lol.

 

[Dani]

I need some sex soon. It's going to grow over.

 

[urban eel]

Cliffy, Send Dani a Yam quick!

 

[dogslife]

Chiko rolls only cost a couple of bucks

 

[dogslife]

I haven't really paid attention to them lol.

Could be a dealbreaker imo

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Seriously... Just put it on him. Most single blokes spend most of their waking hours trawling for pussy. We put so much work into finding it, it's almost like a full time job. In fact, we probably put more effort into finding pussy then we do our actual full time jobs.

When some just offers itself to us, it's like winning the lottery. A real world example I could use to describe it, is like having a stranger come up to you on the street and just hand you a full week's pay for nothing. Even if it's not quite the type of pussy we would generally chase, we'll hit it anyway because it's there and we don't have to work for it for a change.

 

[abpanther]

Seriously... Just put it on him. Most single blokes spend most of their waking hours trawling for pussy. We put so much work into finding it, it's almost like a full time job. In fact, we probably put more effort into finding pussy then we do our actual full time jobs.

When some just offers itself to us, it's like winning the lottery. A real world example I could use to describe it, is like having a stranger come up to you on the street and just hand you a full week's pay for nothing. Even if it's not quite the type of pussy we would generally chase, we'll hit it anyway because it's there and we don't have to work for it for a change.

Haha so true

 

[soc123_au]

DKOR knows. As long as it is relatively well presented and seen some recent soap and water then you really can't miss.

 

[dogslife]

Excuse me not all men are such flagrant whores.

I of course do not fall into this category, but all I'm saying is they are quite possibly out there.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Excuse me not all men are such flagrant whores.

I of course do not fall into this category, but all I'm saying is they are quite possibly out there.

Gay....

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I suppose DKOR is correct, I've always been rolling in chicks so I don't really need to chase it. What he fails to take into account is that Clifford is about as sexually appealing as Andre the Giant or a George the Animal Steele.

You are correct about DL. He's loves the chiko roll.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I suppose DKOR is correct, I've always been rolling in chicks so I don't really need to chase it. What he fails to take into account is that Clifford is about as sexually appealing as Andre the Giant or a George the Animal Steele.

You are correct about DL. He's loves the chiko roll.

I'm guessing the chicks dig your humility above everything else?

Cliffy's alright. I wouldn't chase her as excessive masculinity in a chick is not really my thing and she seems to have testosterone in spades. However, if she came up to me at the gym out of the blue and offered me a freebie, i'd be all over that like Timmah on a cupcake.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

If I wasn't getting married in a few weeks time, that is... :sarcasm:

 

[BDR]

Something about sexual aggression in a girl turns me off. It's probably not PC, but meh it turns me off knowing that she goes around slinging cooch to everyone in the neighbourhood.

It's different if we're already acquainted, but just some random woman coming up to me and telling me I could f**k her? Sounds like odds are I'll be sweating in the doctors office with an itchy c**k in a week or so.