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St Hope

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News just in is that two Aust Olympic Organisations are in a sh*t fight for McGregor's signature
The Australian Olympic Bobsled Association said they were keen to get his signature after seeing how fast he could get a team going down hill but the Australian Olympic Rowing Federation said they would stop at nothing to get him stating" they had never seen a coach that could get a squad going backwards so quickly in the second half of a competition and he had shown over time that this was not a one off thing."
 

Dragon Blood

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Mary Mary you’re on my mind

The folks are gone and I hope that you die!!!

Drop the mike!

See y’all
 

Dragon Blood

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Hoping the bloke gets the sack is fine..

Hoping he dies is just poor form..
Bit like the last 5.5 years perhaps? Poor form deserves poor form if that’s what you think. As a Saints supporter I have already died about 8 years ago
 

muzby

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Bit like the last 5.5 years perhaps? Poor form deserves poor form if that’s what you think. As a Saints supporter I have already died about 8 years ago
If you wish death upon someone over something as trivial as a footy game, you may need to get some perspective.
 

Dragon Blood

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If you wish death upon someone over something as trivial as a footy game, you may need to get some perspective.
So does the club and its members, supporters and sponsors that it affects mentally, physically and financially
 

Dragon Blood

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If you wish death upon someone over something as trivial as a footy game, you may need to get some perspective.
You know what Muzby, the whole forum knows you’re an Illawarra wanker and that you love Mary. Are you a Gordon barstard child?
 

muzby

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You know what Muzby, the whole forum knows you’re an Illawarra wanker and that you love Mary. Are you a Gordon barstard child?
It’s got nothing to do with who supported Illawarra or St George 30 years ago.

It’s about not being a f**kwit.

And bastard only has one r.
 

muzby

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Muzby and Mary sitting on Tree, Muzby sucks Mary’s little D.

Then they both fall our of the tree where they belong.

Drop the mike!!!

See y’all
I don’t really need to reply to this. I’m just quoting it for a public service announcement: Don’t drink and post.
 

muzby

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Truth prevails with no smartarse comeback

Drop the mike!!!!

Thank you for the gimp effort
You do know for a mike drop to be effective, it happens the first time. If you keep walking back out onto stage and dropping it 4 times it kinda loses impact.

Just some friendly advice.. Heeding it may help you out.. (kind of like the don’t drink and post bit..)
 

Dragon Blood

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You do know for a mike drop to be effective, it happens the first time. If you keep walking back out onto stage and dropping it 4 times it kinda loses impact.

Just some friendly advice.. Heeding it may help you out.. (kind of like the don’t drink and post bit..)
See your stupidly deserves a mike drop every time because your subject matter changes Master Gordon love child. You’re the one putting it out there with double r’s and no discard that you are a Gordon bastard with 1 R

I’ll drop the mike again for you bastard with 1 R
 

muzby

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See your stupidly deserves a mike drop every time because your subject matter changes Master Gordon love child. You’re the one putting it out there with double r’s and no discard that you are a Gordon bastard with 1 R

I’ll drop the mike again for you bastard with 1 R
Again, only quoting this for posterity..
 

Dragon Blood

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Again, only quoting this for posterity..
again,Truth prevails with no smartarse comeback you Gordon bastard

Put a tampon in it and go to bed you bitch

Cos you’re leaking so badly it’s embarrassing
 
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Dragon Blood

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again,Truth prevails with no smartarse comeback you Gordon bastard

Put a tampon in it and go to bed you bitch

Cos you’re leaking so badly it’s embarrassing
I think you must be looking forward to tonight’s board meeting on the pizza table routine with your legs splayed in air
 

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