Comical cuzz E back on song

[aids]

I'm waiting for him to adopt Tommy Raudonikis' game plan of "No game plan" where Tommy's blinding intellect stated "If we don't know what we're going to do, then there's no way our opposition will"

Maybe we could be seeing the second coming of Tommy

we would be emulating the dragons form, wouldn't we?

 

[themanonthehill]

Post 1996 they have about roughly equal win ratios

Mad Unit can you make an approach to Comical and see if he could come here to answer any concerns we may have

I still remember Comical on Talkin Sport before the Melbourne game @ Gosford last yr bigging up his prospects at central coast nightclubs post game. I imagine `i organise fluff pieces, sausage sizzles and face painting for Wests Tigers fans' would have been quite the leg opener ...

 

[madunit]

we would be emulating the dragons form, wouldn't we?

Not at all. They've won a game after just 3 rounds.

 

[madunit]

Post 1996 they have about roughly equal win ratios

Mad Unit can you make an approach to Comical and see if he could come here to answer any concerns we may have

I've approached the man and the below is a transcript of our little Q&A

madunit: The fans are wondering what you have planned to help the team overcome last weeks pisspoor performance
Cousins: Egg and spoon races for all! *claps hands and smiles*
madunit: How does this address the problem we clearly have with the halves and forwards?
Cousins: They'll be able to run with an egg on the spoon and hopefully not drop the egg.
madunit: How does that help in Rugby League?
Cousins: Well it may help with ball control. The ball is egg shaped afterall.
madunit: But players aren't equipped with spoons when playing
Cousins: They aren't? I better get onto Tim about this. Are you sure?
madunit: Yes, they never have.
Cousins: *on phone to Tim Sheens* Hello Tim? Yes, did you know that players aren't given spoons when playing football? No. No not at all. Apparently they never have been. Ooh. Thats a great idea. Thanks Tim, leave it with me.
madunit: What is Tim's idea?
Cousins: He thinks we should ask the NRL to introduce spoons for players. We'd be innovators.
madunit: Is being an innovator good?
Cousins: It's always good. Thats why we have the egg and spoon *claps and smiles again*
madunit: Not all innovations are good though, are they?
Cousins: Yes they are.
madunit: Like putting a centre utility in at halfback?
Cousins: We'd never do that.
madunit: thanks for your time.
Cousins: Egg and spoon!

 

[madunit]

there was another minute of him jumping up and down in his seat clapping and saying "Egg and spoon", before I managed to have him sedated for 5 minutes.

 

[themanonthehill]

Hahahhaha ... if it wasn't so appallingly true

As for league players not being used to spoons .... soufs players might be different

Imagine soufs with johnny calling the shots at 7 ... they'd be kicked out of the metro cup for being too sh*t, let alone the NRL

 

[madunit]

but they wouldn't drop the egg.

 

[themanonthehill]

Bit like shines with respect to morris then ...

 

[madunit]

Does sheens have a spoon?

He's an innovator.

 

[themanonthehill]

I'm sure he has many from his days in north queensland

 

[chopsy_05]

I wonder if the sizzler "flying fox" is going to get a start after the spoon race?

 

[aids]

I wonder if the sizzler "flying fox" is going to get a start after the spoon race?

gaffa tape and a few k's of cable, stretching from birch grove to the scg.
heighington would chase the bastard all the way to the end, then trip over.

 

[themanonthehill]

I don't think the fox is good at distances ... he's used in short bursts across concord oval by our other innovator, the sizzler .. in the days of hi tech video sessions, email, NRL stats our sizzler is using a commodore 64, betamax video player and david middleton using tally marks to tick off scrums and penalties in the big league

 

[Callan Pk]

 

[themanonthehill]

You trawled the net for that ?

Shouldn't you have been with your folks eating some wokka noodles from 05 for lunch ?

 

[fulleightyminutes]

If they really wanted to get in the spirit of 1908 why don't they have some turn of the century treats like rat catching, bear baiting and laudunam drinking. That's the birth of rugby league

 

[madunit]

If they really wanted to get in the spirit of 1908 why don't they have some turn of the century treats like rat catching, bear baiting and laudunam drinking. That's the birth of rugby league

Don't encourage them.

 

[super_coach]

Sheens is doing his bit, he has picked a no7 who plays the game like they did a 100 years ago (our little genius--johnny Cronk

 

[themanonthehill]

I was just at a client's in Marrickville who is across the road from ella re artie kitinas ... i had a chat to artie as i know one of the boys that works there about john morris. I begged for him to ask tom shines to drop him ... he laughed. Seems everyone except tom shines and the sizzler can see john morris is a spastic

 

[super_coach]

If your in Shines good book your right for life it has been a trait of his coaching style for decades. If you want to get on the auto selection list here are a few tips

1---Always refer to the man as "coach Sheens"
2---never complain about anything the man puts forward
3---never offer advise
4---tell him you always wanted to be a backrower
5---tell him once a day that he is the god of coaching
6---work on your push up skills dont worry about things like kicking tackling and passing
7---when interviewed by the media give Sheens the rap
8---if in doubt whats required ring Fitzy or of course Johnny Cronk
9---Tell the club the only reason your their is because of coach Sheens
10--if all fails crawl and grovell its worked for others