Dear Cowboys Players & Fans,
Please destroy that self-entitled, scum of the earth, sorry excuse for a football club that calls themselves the Brisbane Broncos next week. On behalf of pretty much every fan from every other club, it would bring us great joy to see Darius "I'm depressed so i'm allowed to act like a w*nker" Boyd, Sam "Third man into every fight" Thaiday, Anthony "I'm breaking contract because i'm homesick" Milford and Justin "Biggest grub to ever play in the NRL" Hodges get exactly what they deserve next Sunday. For the life of me, i will never understand how Hodges will be remembered as an NRL great. Hope Thurston kills it.
Sincerely,
NRL Fans Everywhere