Darwin game vs Cowboys team thread

[lingard]

Sterlo reckons that Moses will end up in reggies when Norman returns.

No chance I reckon.

Foxsports website merkins. Look it up yourselves cos I CBFd.

Sterling really seems to have it in for Moses.

 

[lingard]

I think they call it Slaughterhouse Creek. I'm not sure why....it's so peaceful.

I love swimming in slaughter house creek. A raw chicken down my speedos. Not a care in the world. ........

 

[Twizzle]

Sterling really seems to have it in for Moses.

I think its behaviour that he resents, basically tanking it in his last few games with the Tigers.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Lesbian's not up for a beer and steak?

As it turns out, I am going to the Lesbian Factory for dinner, but not in the company of the lesbians. Oh well.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Do the have the footy on at Tilleys Baz?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Do the have the footy on at Tilleys Baz?

No mate. They only put a TV in a few years ago, and that was only to watch the Olympics as Lauren Jackson was potentially playing (and she was the partner of the owner of Tilley's).

I'm quite happy about the the no TV thing. They just won't cook me a steak.

There aren't even that many lesbians there any more. The force of money does that I guess.

 

[Gazzamatta]

No mate. They only put a TV in a few years ago, and that was only to watch the Olympics as Lauren Jackson was potentially playing (and she was the partner of the owner of Tilley's).

I'm quite happy about the the no TV thing. They just won't cook me a steak.

There aren't even that many lesbians there any more. The force of money does that I guess.

I loved their burger. Very spicy. Still a great place to people watch. Dont mind King O'Malleys in Civic either although its a Rugby Pub mostly I think.

 

[Bazal]

I loved their burger. Very spicy. Still a great place to people watch. Dont mind King O'Malleys in Civic either although its a Rugby Pub mostly I think.

Nah Kingos always has the league on. Unless the Brumbies are playing, but even then one screen will be showing the league.

It's actually turned into a bloody good pub too. It was pretty seedy when I was younger but they've got a good range of beers on tap and they do a good feed.

Plus it's right next to Chicken Gourmet for the inevitable moment pints of Hop Thief need to be soaked up with grease

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No mate. They only put a TV in a few years ago, and that was only to watch the Olympics as Lauren Jackson was potentially playing (and she was the partner of the owner of Tilley's).

I'm quite happy about the the no TV thing. They just won't cook me a steak.

There aren't even that many lesbians there any more. The force of money does that I guess.

Gender wage gap pricing them out Barry?

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Gary couldn't leave the narwhals alone either

I have legitimately seen a vid of a German or Dutch lady having sex with a Narwhal that had been kept in a pen on a farm somewhere in Germany.

 

[hindy111]

What is a Narwhal?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The whores of the deep

 

[Bazal]

What is a Narwhal?

The unicorn of the sea!

They use their horn for stabbing fat Americans that fall into the water

 

[hindy111]

I have legitimately seen a vid of a German or Dutch lady having sex with a Narwhal that had been kept in a pen on a farm somewhere in Germany.

In the water?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The unicorn of the sea!

They use their horn for stabbing fat Americans that fall into the water

Gary told me that theoretically, if a narwhal was properly sedated, its horn could be carved into the shape of a penis.

 

[phantom eel]

I love swimming in slaughter house creek. A raw chicken down my speedos. Not a care in the world. ........

Hope no-one choked that chicken...

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

In the water?

it put its head out of the water and she mounted its horn while another naked woman was under the water licking the nahwal, it seemed to like it imo

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

What is a Narwhal?

You been fekking hiding under a rock hindy, what do you mean whats a narwhal?

 

[Bazal]

Gary told me that theoretically, if a narwhal was properly sedated, its horn could be carved into the shape of a penis.

Well, I mean, theoretically....but I wouldn't be listening to many of Gary's hypotheses tbh.

His substance issues are a bit worse than he lets on

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well, I mean, theoretically....but I wouldn't be listening to many of Gary's hypotheses tbh.

His substance issues are a bit worse than he lets on

Yeah I didn't really think much about it. But the next time I saw him he had one of those tags on his wrist like they give you in hospital. And he kept shitting himself.