The Taxi
I leave the Vinyl Room after fighting my way through the group of women chasing Reefy (I just don't get that, he must wear Lynx)
I jump in a cab.
Dude tries to charge me $100 to go to the city, even though I am smashed, I am not getting ripped off, we eventually negotiate a price of $55, I pay and my cabbie says I can smoke.
The meter never gets turned on
So I light up, about a minute late cabbie says "where is your gunja?"
I says "WTF?"
He repeats
I say "I have none, dude"
Disappointed, cabbie asks if I prepared to share the cab
I say yeah why not
Cabbie then drives past some other night club.
Carefully selects some dudes to ask if they are going to town
Picks a guy with dreads
Guy with Dreads has 2 mates all three get in.
Cabbie tells the dudes they can smoke.
About a minute later Cabbie asks dudes “Where is your Gunja?”
Dudes go “Are you a cop maaan?”
Cabbie gets all offended and starts going off
“Do I look like a f*cken cop to you f*ck faces?”
I am just laughing my arse off at this stage.
Cabbie has a go at me again, tells the boys in the back
“Well he ain’t got no Gunja, you should have some”
Boys in the back proceed to tell cabbie they have no Gunja but can get some.
Only problem is they have to go to Kiama where the dude has some growning
Cabbie f*cken thinks about it!!!!!
Angry says “No f*cken way”
Cabbie says OK we continue the correct way.
Cabbie and Dread boys then spend the rest of the trip discussing the best Gunja and the best ways to smuggle it.
I get out at hotel in town wondering if it was all a dream.
Then get to the room where wife says “where the f*ck have you been it is 5am”
Angry realises it was no dream.
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I repeat this here as that cab was a St.George one.
