Discussion in 'Go ahead!...ask us anything!' started by undertaker, Sep 3, 2013.
Youse hate playing people like me because people like me win
well this is riveting
well we are only in first gear - 2nd gear it's all right, 3nd gear hang on tight - faster.
You wanna da blitz you getta da blitz
I swear there was a knock-on at knights bishop to c5
Can we go to the bunker?
And the prawn at de7 has an ankle injury.
and the opponent has a low cut top that is very distracting
I have mated in two moves … Actually there is a case of a very early resignation, the resignee stated that on move 24 he will be checkmated??
I beat Windows Chess novice level once.
A lot of players were sent off that day.
The best victory is the trapped by prawn.
A bit like the drubbing gws got today.
When they were setting up, I entered their team name competition.
I still can’t understand a game that embraces knock ons.
with en passant the ref makes them take the PAWN back to play in the correct position
Played a lot when younger. A mate and I used to have games that we’d start 8 o clock at night and finish 10 next morning.
We once played a very tight game. Went for hours and we were both on the defensive.
I checkmated him after about 4 hrs play and not a single piece had been taken.
I thought he’d fly off the handle but he just said this is cool and took a photo of it.
On the other hand we played a very short game once. I took his queen in about the third move and he upended the board.
That’s a concession.
An opponent upended the board on me when I accused him of breaking touch move law but my brainy mate watching managed to accurately set back up.
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