Eels in the media

[Tooooks]

...as the actress said to the Bishop..

Wish it was longer - title of my sex tape

 

[Gronk]

 

[Matty Bhoy]

Decent little article that. Interesting we’ve only offered a single year. I’ve liked what I’ve seen so far from Stone and he’s obviously going to want to rip in next season as well, playing for another contract.

 

[84 Baby]

I’ve liked him ever since he smashed Oates trying to improve position on a try. Seems like an old school, play by the unwritten rules move

 

[Kornstar]

The only issue with Stone for me is that like Kaysa, his size has so far impacted his career. He plays like he is the size of Paulo but that gets him injured.

I love his passion and commitment but if you can't stay on the field it won't help him or the team.

 

[TheRam]

I rate Sean Keppie and I would never had let him go. He just needed to fill out more as he developed into a man. He is big and has ball skills.

 

[Happy MEel]

Garbage article. Thanks for Gutho and Lane though.

Oh yeah, forgot about Lane. Makes the article even more laughable.

 

[Twizzle]

I like Stone, great attitude.

Problem with being a utility he cant nail down a spot

 

[eels_fan]

My only issue with Stone is that he called his baby Boris.

Who the f**k calls their kid Boris?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

My only issue with Stone is that he called his baby Boris.

Who the f**k calls their kid Boris?

I thought the same. Maybe he's hoping to have a girl next and call her Natasha.

 

[84 Baby]

Bullwinkle if it’s another boy

 

[Gronk]

My only issue with Stone is that he called his baby Boris.

Who the f**k calls their kid Boris?

Dude, that's f**ked up !

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I like Stone, great attitude.

Problem with being a utility he cant nail down a spot

Is he a utility? He seems to me a specialist (albeit undersized) middle forward, and we're trying to turn him into a dummy half to get more use out of him.

 

[84 Baby]

Is he a utility? He seems to me a specialist (albeit undersized) middle forward, and we're trying to turn him into a dummy half to get more use out of him.

He can play undersized middle forward or lock. That seems utility to me

 

[parrathruandthru]

Says He's signed for another year
FFS Pou

 

[Kornstar]

How good was that? The bald merkin pumped me up.
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2...nner-sanctum/?camefrom=EMCL_3057587_146128357

Still can't understand how those f**king useless merkins in the bunker didn't rule a knock on for that Manly try, "loose carry", the Manly player knocked it out it was clear as day.......FMD!!

Imagine the leg up calls the Broncos will get this week.......

 

[Gronk]

Still can't understand how those f**king useless merkins in the bunker didn't rule a knock on for that Manly try, "loose carry", the Manly player knocked it out it was clear as day.......FMD!!

Imagine the leg up calls the Broncos will get this week.......

Is #penaltybroncos a thing away from Suncorp ?

 

[Kornstar]

Is #penaltybroncos a thing away from Suncorp ?

If it isn't it certainly will be this week!

 

[Eelogical]

Still can't understand how those f**king useless merkins in the bunker didn't rule a knock on for that Manly try, "loose carry", the Manly player knocked it out it was clear as day.......FMD!!

Imagine the leg up calls the Broncos will get this week.......

Time to move on, mate. There was a similar argument in the warriors game when they felt hard done by regarding a pass that was was called against them. They would have got the two and we'd be playing the sharks on sunday.

 

[Happy MEel]

Is he a utility? He seems to me a specialist (albeit undersized) middle forward, and we're trying to turn him into a dummy half to get more use out of him.

This...from the same merkin who lists Gower as an edge forward in their squad succession thread despite him being a specialist middle for ages now.

I’d also suggest Gutho is our fullback now rather than a utility, despite the fact we’ve tried to turn him into a 10minute hooker. Euphemism intended