Eels in the media

[Gronk]

Parramatta Eels star approaches Rugby Australia

Parramatta Eels starting centre Waqa Blake has reportedly approached Rugby Australia, offering them his services.

www.zerotackle.com

 

[Twizzle]

Blake a Star ?

f**king lol

 

[Gronk]

Broncos set to make young gun ‘richest player in history of the club’: Transfer Whispers

Broncos set to make young gun ‘richest player in history of the club’: Transfer Whispers

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Blake a Star ?

f**king lol

It also says him and Sivo play on the right together.

 

[yy_cheng]

It also says him and Sivo play on the right together.

That's relative. If you are the opposition, they are on the right

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Gronk]

"Strangest" team is an odd thing to say.

 

[the phantom menace]

ChatGPT perhaps? I would have plumped for inconsistent, or frustrating...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

We have been queer.

 

[Gronk]

We went for low controversy.

 

[the phantom menace]

Hmmm... Looks like a bra clasp.

 

[Twizzle]

aren't they all velcro now ?

 

[the phantom menace]

AI / facial recognition ?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Hmmm... Looks like a bra clasp.

It’s the brass belt. In basic training you have to sand it then polish it every day instead of jerking off. Merkins do inspections and punish you (and your mates) if it’s not polished until it shines. None of these statements are euphemisms.

 

[strider]

I like it ... subtle is good

 

[the phantom menace]

None of these statements are euphemisms.

What do you polish it with

 

[the phantom menace]

It’s the brass belt. In basic training you have to sand it then polish it every day instead of jerking off.

Could the club be hoping the jersey symbolism rubs off (ahem) on the squad, and some of them stop jerking off on game day and properly put in for 80mins?

 

[EelsFan05]

I reckon its our best Anzac jersey yet.

 

[84 Baby]

I like it ... subtle is good

I don’t think Pou’s post was subtle.

 

[Avenger]

It’s the brass belt. In basic training you have to sand it then polish it every day instead of jerking off. Merkins do inspections and punish you (and your mates) if it’s not polished until it shines. None of these statements are euphemisms.

Did you still have time to jerk off, Mayonnaise?