Eels in the media

[Eelogical]

Joey: So, BA. Who do you want me to work with first?
BA: Who the f**k are you?

 

[strider]

Joey: So, BA. Who do you want me to work with first?
BA: Who the f**k are you?

BA: Take your f**king sunnies off, you're not at the beach merkin

 

[Eelementary]

“While the Eels football department has come under fire for its penchant for dragging out contract negotiations, the retention of Brown and Kaufusi shows the retention and recruitment committee is making some strong decisions.”

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nr...y/news-story/06d0895126ef9a89535030e0e9c5cd1c


FFS hooper, you wrote this 2 days ago:

“But there’s a view the club has now gone too far down the road of being shrouded in red tape systems and structures and those problems are now flowing on into issues within the football department.

The retention and recruitment committee’s penchant for checks and balances surrounding every decision means negotiations can often drag on far too long.

The protracted negotiations of captain Clint Gutherson and the loss of some of the club’s best young talent headed by Stefano Utoikamanu to the Wests Tigers are classic examples.”

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nr...s/news-story/db860627567e415713c8cc37fc0b3885

Hang on - "retention of Kaufusi"? Is that official?

If so, that's great news!

 

[Eelementary]

Hang on - "retention of Kaufusi"? Is that official?

If so, that's great news!

Just saw the post in the Rumours thread - awesome news!

 

[Gronk]

 

[Eelogical]

Hey, Joey. Did you hear the one about Gus and the sparky?

 

[strider]

Hey, Joey. Did you hear the one about Gus and the sparky?

Whats he got in his 96 page exercise book?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yeah you really bent him over a barrel, Joey...

 

[Gronk]

 

[Twizzle]

Yeah you really bent him over a barrel, Joey...

typical f**king clickbait, a nothing article

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He wanted to get paid up front?

 

[Gronk]

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Hey, Joey. Did you hear the one about Gus and the sparky?

That exercise book has all of the fish puns written down in it. Joey just tried out the second roe one.

 

[TheRam]

Is there an actual video to this that we can watch?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Must say, I'm pretty excited at having Joey at the club. I really hope he can work some magic with our halves.

 

[parrathruandthru]

watched Joey run through a session today for about 90 mins. He ran them through a pile of drills focusing on body shape and selling things to the opposition that your not gonna do, then some kicking drills. He's still got it. He can put the ball on a dime
Great acquisition by the club. Even I learnt stuff

 

[84 Baby]

watched Joey run through a session today for about 90 mins. He ran them through a pile of drills focusing on body shape and selling things to the opposition that your not gonna do, then some kicking drills. He's still got it. He can put the ball on a dime
Great acquisition by the club. Even I learnt stuff

I used to hate Johns as a player thought he was completely overrated but it’s really clear he knows his football but also knows how to convey it across

 

[strider]

I used to hate Johns as a player thought he was completely overrated but it’s really clear he knows his football but also knows how to convey it across

Tho if we have a bad year, we all know the new scapegoat

 

[84 Baby]

Tho if we have a bad year, we all know the new scapegoat

Shaquille O’Neill wasn’t asleep at the wheel with that aforethought

 

[Eelementary]

I used to hate Johns as a player thought he was completely overrated but it’s really clear he knows his football but also knows how to convey it across

When I was younger, I hated him.

I went back recently and watched his career closely on DVD, and...man, the guy was a genius.

The most complete player I've ever seen.

Could be a bit bratty at times, but the guy was phenomenal.