Eels in the media

[EelEtric]

Whoa...Jason Moodie was our first new Eel during 2000?

And f**ken Jay Bandy was the last player to debut for us last millenium.

 

[Incorrect]

I'm considering switching teams, tbh - I'm so sick of always being the team to beat. It's boring.

No you're not. If I've stuck it out this long, so can you mofo.....

You can buy me a beer in gratitude on premiership night whenever that eventuates....

 

[King-Gutho94]

The amount of shit that have played FG since 2000.

You could make 3 teams from it.

And we have the coaches in Kearney, Stuart and Barrett that can coach them

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm considering switching teams, tbh - I'm so sick of always being the team to beat. It's boring.

Tigermentary has a ring to it.

 

[King-Gutho94]

I'm considering switching teams, tbh - I'm so sick of always being the team to beat. It's boring.

Albo's PNG are 4 years away. They will be a force to be reckoned with.

Or you can even jump on BA's Perth 2027 side,

You have plenty of new exciting options looming.

 

[hineyrulz]

Albo's PNG are 4 years away. They will be a force to be reckoned with.

Or you can even jump on BA's Perth 2027 side,

You have plenty of new exciting options looming.

Imagine chasing the collision with Brad again?? I’m sure ex Eels are just lining up.

 

[Gronk]

I'm considering switching teams, tbh - I'm so sick of always being the team to beat. It's boring.

That's just silly talk. You can't fight what's in your DNA.

 

[Eelementary]

That's just silly talk. You can't fight what's in your DNA.

I was being facetious, mate.

The idea of us "always being the team to beat" was the tip.

 

[Twizzle]

This is a must read page for all Parra Eels "newbies"...

Official Player Numbers

Official Player Numbers

www.parraeels.com.au

my favourite ever Eels player's name

1. Ernie Wanka (1977) presented in 2024

 

[parra pete]

And f**ken Jay Bandy was the last player to debut for us last millenium.

Jay Bandy....a tough bloke from a VERY TOUGH Barellan family.,..Great bloke too

 

[Eelementary]

And now the DT is writing articles, claiming that Zac Lomax would be regretting his decision to sign with us...

We are the gift that keeps giving.

 

[Incorrect]

And now the DT is writing articles, claiming that Zac Lomax would be regretting his decision to sign with us...

We are the gift that keeps giving.

If there is/was any truth to it, you could hardly blame him. If reports are true he's taking less money to go to a spoon contending team where he may or may not end up playing the same position he is leaving his incumbent club for. It's one of the daftest decisions in recent memory

 

[Noise]

Anyone see that pea heart Lane's interview today on the channel 10 news? He couldn't give a f**k. When asked about the Knights game "Its pretty crap...but we've had a lot of crap moments this year so we are use to it".

 

[Incorrect]

Anyone see that pea heart Lane's interview today on the channel 10 news? He couldn't give a f**k. When asked about the Knights game "Its pretty crap...but we've had a lot of crap moments this year so we are use to it".

I'd be getting the legal team to review and see if it breaches any contractual obligations to see if we can sack the plank....

 

[the phantom menace]

Lomax likely signed to play centre. Given the shit Penisini and others have provided in those positions this year, I have no problem with that.

This is probably what Lomax agreed to sign up for over dinner at the Arthurs....:

1. Gutho (final season - should have Talagi in Cup now learning to be next man up in that position)
2. Sivo (if he returns to form)
3. Penisini (if he returns to form)
4. Lomax
5. ...whoever... looks like Talagi under current regime
6. Brown (if he switches on)
7. Moses

I can see why he signed up on less money, but for a shot at centre in that backline.

 

[Gronk]

Sterlo is on the James Graham pod with Phil Whats-a-packet-a.