Eels Next Coach

[Chipmunk]

A coach who has next to zero experience and needs training wheels to get around kellyville oval, would need more than one full time psychologist.

Yeah that will be a risk, but I think you'll see just how much the previous bloke held us back when someone comes with some fresh ideas.

 

[Chipmunk]

I also dare say that these mentally piss weak merkins will just about put the final nail in the coffin of TBaz's career as a Head Coach.

If it wasn't over already, it will definitley be come seasons end.

 

[chiefy1]

The new coach has to be able to fu** off most of this squad before next season.

Hannay or Ryles would be to busy wondering why we're at the bottom rather than working out what to do with the roster. If you want a coach who's done f**k all to coach in a professional organisation, good luck. Zero experience and Zero statistics to go off.what an absolute joke if we get Hannay or Ryles

 

[the phantom menace]

I'm now with whoever else (Gaffer?) said in another thread tonight that this squad/club needs a Madge Maguire experience more than the training wheels of either of these two fluffy assistant debutante "front runners".

(But can't change my vote, because Madge has never been in this poll...)

 

[Chipmunk]

FMD, Ashley Klein gifts NSW with 70 possession and 65 field position in one half and now everyone thinks Madge is a Super Coach...

 

[the phantom menace]

I just want Madge's aggro in the joint, to shake the foundations of these comfortable selfish contract negotiation focused non-team players, even just for two-three years. Then we might be ready to built to something and win a premiership before the drought reaches 50 seasons....

 

[chiefy1]

FMD, Ashley Klein gifts NSW with 70 possession and 65 field position in one half and now everyone thinks Madge is a Super Coach...

What's so fkn good about Hannay or Ryles,? Where are the stats to support Hannay? What's Hannay done ? Zero that's what

Tell us what other professional sporting organisation gives its head coaching position to a rookie who's done zero

 

[Chipmunk]

What's so fkn good about Hannay or Ryles,? Where are the stats to support Hannay? What's Hannay done ? Zero that's what

I didn't say they were, but NSW would've scored 34 points last Wednesday even if I was the coach.

What did Bellyache do before he started at the Storm?

Or Flanagan do before he started at the Sharks?

Sometimes you just have to take a risk and give someone a start.

 

[JokerEel]

What's so fkn good about Hannay or Ryles,? Where are the stats to support Hannay? What's Hannay done ? Zero that's what

Tell us what other professional sporting organisation gives its head coaching position to a rookie who's done zero

Do you take a shot at a rookie or a coach who was fired at his last 2 NRL jobs

 

[chiefy1]

Do you take a shot at a rookie or a coach who was fired at his last 2 NRL jobs

Tell us all what Hannay has done?

 

[chiefy1]

I didn't say they were, but NSW would've scored 34 points last Wednesday even if I was the coach.

What did Bellyache do before he started at the Storm?

Or Flanagan do before he started at the Sharks?

Sometimes you just have to take a risk and give someone a start.

Let's talk about Hannay and what he's done to deserve the job? He's done zero. .Nada

 

[Chipmunk]

Let's talk about Hannay and what he's done to deserve the job? He's done zero. .Nada

More than Bellyache though when he got his start at the Storm.

 

[chiefy1]

More than Bellyache though when he got his start at the Storm.

Don't think so. Bellamy won comps before his nrl start. Hannay couldn't even improve a q cup team

 

[Chipmunk]

Don't think so. Bellamy won comps before his nrl start. Hannay couldn't even improve a q cup team

No he didn’t, he coached the Raiders Under 21s before moving to the equivalent of Trent Elkins job at the Broncos.

Then he got the Storm job

 

[blue bags]

I think stay with Ryles
Benny Barrett And
Mad scientist Eddie Jones
Dragons connection's
And Ryles. Jones. Union connections

 

[JokerEel]

Tell us all what Hannay has done?

That's what I just said do you take a punt on a rookie or a coach who has been fired from his last 2 jobs ffs

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I'm now with whoever else (Gaffer?) said in another thread tonight that this squad/club needs a Madge Maguire experience more than the training wheels of either of these two fluffy assistant debutante "front runners".

(But can't change my vote, because Madge has never been in this poll...)

I’ve been calling for an amended Poll for weeks now. There’s never a mod around when you need one!

I think I saw young Arthur out there and I’m not sure why he wasn’t sacked at the same time as Brad. Guilt by association, the great Australian management gift to the world.

Now that you are settling in for the spoon, I can offer some counselling tips on how to cope.

Each day:

The first thing you have to do is to remove a wooden spoon from the second draw in the kitchen, when you are alone.

Pull down pants and smack your bare bottom until the rawness passes and all you get is tingling.

After awhile, Mr spoon becomes your best friend.

It takes the edge off the losing, I can assure you.

Keep it high up in the cupboard under the vintage wheelie bin magazines where no one can find it.

I’m old enough to remember the old steel bins and dad encouraging the garbos with gifts every now and then if they took a few extras. It never failed.

 

[chiefy1]

No he didn’t, he coached the Raiders Under 21s before moving to the equivalent of Trent Elkins job at the Broncos.

Then he got the Storm job

In 1995 he coached Canberra’s Presidents Cup team to a premiership.

 

[Chipmunk]

In 1995 he coached Canberra’s Presidents Cup team to a prpremiership.

Yes, Under 21s at the time.

I don't recall them winning the comp though...

 

[the phantom menace]

Now that you are settling in for the spoon, I can offer some counselling tips on how to cope.

Each day:

The first thing you have to do is to remove a wooden spoon from the second draw in the kitchen, when you are alone.

Pull down pants and smack your bare bottom until the rawness passes and all you get is tingling.

But what if that's already just a normal day in my household....?