Eels release Kieran Foran

[T-Boon]

If it is not the letter I wish the club would put a statement up because it is ordinary as hell if they have just falsified a letter. It is almost as bad if someone within the team has actually provided it to that newspaper.

 

[Bigfella]

Murphy was out injured. Stood on a pin before the match.

Still reporting some pins and needles now.

Hopefully this letter is as asccurate as their reporting on the salary cap
Penalties.

 

[phantom eel]

Reading the article, it's clear the graphic designer f**ked up.

The Murphy (Bard Arthur's assistant) and pin drop bits were descriptions, not in the quoted sections of the letter referred to in the article. They seem to be included in the graphic mock up by mistake, rendering it another epic Telegraph fail.

 

[phantom eel]

But it basically means we've got a leaker among staff/players in the dressing room... unless somehow this article was somehow club sanctioned? :crazy:

 

[Bigfella]

Thanks scoop

 

[phantom eel]

No worries Jimmy Olsen.

 

[hybrideel]

don't the tv networks have cameras in the dressing rooms?

 

[hybrideel]

given the way that is written it seems a lot more like a video transcript than the actual letter. That would point to a leak through the tv network

 

[Eelementary]

The person at our club who shared the above letter (if true) with News Ltd is a f**king dickhead. Peni Terapo should run at him.

Let's not kill the bloke!

Also - how awesome has Peni been this year? Our new Fui!

 

[Eelementary]

No worries Jimmy Olsen.

Side note - Jimmy Olsen rules.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Side note - Jimmy Olsen rules.

Was he the bloke in Little House on the Prairie?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think you're right Barry.

Him and his wife are parents to twins.

 

[Eelementary]

Was he the bloke in Little House on the Prairie?

I think you're right Barry.

Him and his wife are parents to twins.

I thought Jimmy Olsen was the guy who brought us the Muppets?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I thought Jimmy Olsen was the guy who brought us the Muppets?

Yeh, I was confusing him with Nellie Olsen. They're quite similar.

 

[El Diablo]

I thought Jimmy Olsen was the guy who brought us the Muppets?

i thought he was that black guy who could play the guitar like a motherf**ker

 

[Gary Gutful]

No mate, he is the dude from NZ that carved up Wally Lewis in 86.

 

[Eelementary]

i thought he was that black guy who could play the guitar like a motherf**ker

Nah, mate - that was Prince.

Seriously - he was seriously good on the axe.

 

[phantom eel]

Nah, mate - that was Prince.

Seriously - he was seriously good on the axe.

Have you seen his solo on the Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame group performance of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"?

Worth youtubing and waiting for the final two minutes of the song.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Nah, mate - that was Prince.

Seriously - he was seriously good on the axe.

Terrible knee injury as well.

 

[eelegant]

http://rugbyleagueweek.com.au/foran-set-return/

Written by THE MOLE , May 4, 2016
I’VE got some good news for Parra fans – and couldn’t you use some right now?

The mail is that star halfback Kieran Foran could be back on the field in the near future – as soon as next Friday week against Souths.

Eels sources are saying that Foran is getting his life back together after his recent family breakup and wants to play again.

The Eels’ salary cap drama has only added to Foran’s resolve and he is keen to get back onto the field to help his mates.

Parramatta can barely drop a game between now and August if they want to play finals football – and the know they won’t be able to do it without a fit and firing Foran.

Foran was discharged from St Vincent’s Hospital last Friday after reportedly being admitted for a prescription drugs overdose.