Elford arrested

[chewsta]

On a lighter note, atleast the Sharks can now auction off the Guernsey they had made up especially for old mate...

 

[Frenzy.]

Aboriginal land rites over Shark Park & adjoining land.

Not that far fetched. The land is part of the Tharawal nation. The aboriginals coule easily put a claim in on it.

 

[Wobbygong]

What is this Elford bloke meant to be diagnosed with, Dry Shaggers syndrome? that doesn't sound too bad, a bit of KY would help him out.

 

[Vin Fizz]

Surely the logic of someone terminally ill donating so extravagantly had to be questionable ... that had to be clutching at straws or akin to believing in Santa.

Thanks matey. So nostriledamus...where was this wisdom a few days ago? Probably where your head is!

 

[Bastard Squad]

What would be funny is if the police and sharks were involved in an investigation on this and the media have just blown it.

 

[Generalzod]

So much for channel 7's investigatory journalism, they were feed lies shown bullsh*t medical records and fell for it hook line and sinker.

 

[coolumsharkie]

OH boy is this great!!!

 

[Bastard Squad]

Why Flounder ?
Why not ?

 

[Generalzod]

OH boy is this great!!!

Animal House now that's a movie...

 

[LOYAL DRAGON]

man i cant believe what keeps popping up at your end, is it ever gonna stop:sarcasm:

 

[coolumsharkie]

man i cant believe what keeps popping up at your end, is it ever gonna stop:sarcasm:

So what does your ladyboy say after you tell her that?

 

[Quigs]

Hope not, this is turning out to be a barrel of laughs.

Its getting so ludicrous that even our harshest enemies are starting to see it all for what it is.

Maybe it was the Sharks that assisted the Good Doctor Geoffrey in organising the hitman.

And we even had pink helicopters before pink was the colour of the year.

f**k we are now trendsetters. Is that an offence.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Since 73]

I'm scribbling all this down.
This has got sit com written all over it.

Black comedy.
I've got rough drafts for the 15 episodes so far - a whole first season.

Episode one:
Football club has a dynamic young halfback who cuts defences to shreds and wins the award for the player of the year.
The next season the new coach brings an aging dinosaur to the club and sacks the young star.

Aaahh.. FMD - what was i thinking!
This is more unbelievable than friggin' Underbelly.

 

[Since 73]

OH boy is this great!!!

Kent Dorfman I believe.

 

[Quigs]

"73", I hope you have written in the token homo, I know it wont be worth a pinch unless we have everybodies best friend the rampant homo.

Oh and don't forget the funny little cute african american kid.. with a funny voice.

The show will be a beauty.

I know a bloke that will bankroll it, but we have got to act quickly. Time is of the essence.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Since 73]

Just about wrapped up episode 2 Quigs.

The team go to NZ for a pre season trial.
Huge score line, cause just about everyone scores.

Episode 3 sees the aging halfback keep sending blokes up for the dump with a short ball. time after time after time....

Every time a bloke gets smashed i'm going to have a horn honk and raucous canned laughter.

if this don't win a Logie I'll be farged.

Can't wait till i get to the Zaps episodes - reckon I'll get John Elias to play Zaps.
Been retired for about 2 decades by now so he should be big enuff.
Is he outta the slammer yet?

 

[Frenzy.]

 

[Since 73]

Police take Sharks memorabilia out of the Goulburn home of Clint Elford.

hey careful with that stuff - some of it's gotta be worth nearly $10 at the moment.

 

[Hanscholo]

Jerry Jerry Jerry.

 

[carcharias]

looks like my ET framed memorablia price just went up by 1 unit.