Elford arrested

[Special K]

Why did they take his sharks stuff?


Seems a bit odd. A gift is a gift - it is not as if he paid for it(well he did.. But he didn't if you know what I mean)

I really don't think zip zap could be dumb enough to fall for a guy calling him up, offering him 13.8 million dollars then asking to keep it a secret.

 

[Frenzy.]

Who did ET Frame?

I'm sure that'll be a story soon

 

[Frenzy.]

Why did they take his sharks stuff?


Seems a bit odd. A gift is a gift - it is not as if he paid for it(well he did.. But he didn't if you know what I mean)

I really don't think zip zap could be dumb enough to fall for a guy calling him up, offering him 13.8 million dollars then asking to keep it a secret.

Yet he is dumb enough to shadow box a female employee, give her shiner, show her some porn and offer to let her spank him.

Yeah, he's a mental behemoth. He wouldn't fall for anything...................

 

[Since 73]

Taped conversation between Clint Elford and Tony Zappia:

Clint:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he post six cheques or only five?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the Cronulla Sharks - the biggest fargup in clubland at the moment, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[spider]

ha ha

the work of a 44 magnay - i mean magnum...

 

[Frenzy.]

Ah there you are. I thought you'd farged off with Elford spide

 

[Quigs]

More twist then Chubby Checker this one.

Tell you what Cap'n this is nearly good enough to get us back on the piss.

Have they set bail for BTR aka John Elford.

Go the Maggies.

Oops - sorry wrong bloke.

I'm just hyperventilating.... sorry.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Frenzy.]

More twist then Chubby Checker this one.

Tell you what Cap'n this is nearly good enough to get us back on the piss.

Have they set bail for BTR aka John Elford.

Go the Maggies.

Oops - sorry wrong bloke.

I'm just hyperventilating.... sorry.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

Mr Quiggles

I'm hunting down an ale now. I'm aghast!.

Then again, the way this season has gone from soap opera to sitcom to reality TV and back to frontline comedy it should be no surprise - no surprise at all that old BTR has turned out to be Elford.

Shoot. I just found a bottle of Ouzo. I was on that last time I drank with "reefy"

 

[Quigs]

You know I am an idiot .... but if there was any bloke in this forum that was a candidate for Dry Shaggers Syndrome then I would of put money on Reefy.

Its a big puzzle, but a lot of pieces are quickly falling into place alright.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Since 73]

One of the memoribilia items seized was a menu from NZ signed by Brett Firman.
Cops said that was okay.

But then they found an autographed poster of Noddy.
That's when Divvy 4 hauled him down to HQ.
sure sign there's something severly wrong with the bloke.

 

[Quigs]

I know for a fact if the stinkin' cops ever tried taking my Signed Paris NRL Select 07 Card I would enter into hostage mode and take no prisoners.

f**k you must draw a line in the sand somewhere.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[roboshark]

Maybe that is where reefy is. Down trying to convince the cops to give him the signed noddy poster

 

[Since 73]

I know for a fact if the stinkin' cops ever tried taking my Signed Paris NRL Select 07 Card I would enter into hostage mode and take no prisoners.

f**k you must draw a line in the sand somewhere.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

I can write me name in the sand.

hit me foot a coupla times though.

 

[Quigs]

Has Maggot updated the world as we know it on the current whereabouts of Elford and of course his current predicament.

Crikey.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Since 73]

Nice sig quigs.
I recognise Panda Andrews and john Elias - but whose the bloke on the far right?

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

So what does your ladyboy say after you tell her that?

Oh SNAP!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Frenzy.]

FMD

This is not a sandwich you'd want to be the meat in

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

Police take Sharks memorabilia out of the Goulburn home of Clint Elford.

hey careful with that stuff - some of it's gotta be worth nearly $10 at the moment.

Why the gloves? Whats Clint been doing to that memorabilia?

 

[Frenzy.]

Why the gloves? Whats Clint been doing to that memorabilia?

Why is Michael Ennis there?

 

[Quigs]

Why the gloves? Whats Clint been doing to that memorabilia?

They are shark gloves you idiot.

What is the most convienient way to move gloves from point A to point B.

You can either carry them and make extra trips or put them on your hands and then carry another item. Makes sense to me.

Its like the old joke about the irish builders labourer that was asked y his foreman to go and get a wheelbarrow. He came back with the wheelbarrow sitting on top of the wheelbarrow he was pushing. The Boss said "why did you get two wheelbarrows when I only wanted you to get me one." The Irishman replied, "You didn't expect me to carry the thing did you."

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs