St. Brett
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Top of the morning.
I'm kind of in a filthy mood.
It seems that everything I say and do is wrong.
I came out to get your opinions.
I was just reading some old newspapers this morning and came across the entertainment section which motivated me to write the below letter to the Sunday Telegraph.
My point today is what is wrong with film?
Are you people going to the cinema today?
I conducted this poll before once and not too many people said yes.
Take a look at the listings of films currently showing at the cinema.
What movie would you go to if you had to go to one?
And the scary thing is there's nothing coming out any time soon either.
What, batman? That will be the biggest beat up if there was one!
All sentimental value will go into those reviews!
I'm not looking forward to that dark knight bullsh*t myself.
In fact Heath Ledger was a sh*t actor and the only reason Monster Ball won an award back then was for that best on-screen root performance.
That was the best root scene I've seen in a film!
Her son dies and Billy Bob pork's her an hour later.
It's a sh*t movie though.
Anyway...I'm sending this letter to the paper.
They better publish it 'cause I put effort into it this time.
(My Chokito bar letter didn't get published unfortunately either did my commy China letter about empire strikes back.)
Letters Editor / Sunday Telegraph
I cannot believe the rubbish that's currently offered at the cinema lately.
There is not one movie listed that I would pay money to watch!
Step up to the Streets and Never Back Down - are these one in the same movie?
Let me guess, rich Californian boys from exclusive schools settling scores with rubbish storylines and Coyote Ugly type problems, right?
Then we could get a bit more seedy with How She Move!
Shouldn't that read How Does She Move?
I guess if you're uneducated or from Brooklyn or NZ you'd understand How She Move.
Oh look, Prom Night, another remake, how original.
I hope it’s as sh*t as the When A Stranger Calls remake!
St. Trinians and Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger - I'm thinking Hating Alison Ashley or Looking For Alibrandi a few years too late!
Horton Hears a Who? Do I have to read subtitles to view this rubbish?
Spiderwick Chronicles? Left over Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings stuff right, like Kidman’s Golden Compass? I think that whole era is wearing a bit thin today!
Will Ferrell Semi-Pro? The most unfunny actor out there besides Vince Vaughn!
It’s amateur city apparently.
Two award winning movies only recently were No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood yet neither was shown at Greater Union Liverpool!
I didn’t understand this move!
They’d rather show us crap melting pot movies that Australians can’t relate to.
And take my word for it Angelina Jolie’s latest The Mercenary has her driving on the roofs of trains and crashing into buildings while blasting a gun at anything and is utter bullsh*t!
It is all computerized and doesn’t make for good film same as her Beowulf rubbish.
The rubbish they’re offering is insulting my intelligence and I’m saving a packet by not forking out on movies or music today!
P.S. who has seen the commercial for Jolies latest? I saw it 2 nights ago and just shook my head. Somebody was obviously impressed with her performance in Mr and Mrs. Smith.
God, I don't know what's going on anymore.
There's the luxury of buying black market good-quality DVD's at the markets today but who'd want them?
It's the same story in Video Ezy and movies for rent.....there's nothing to pick from.
What's a good movie to see?
Any body?
I'm kind of in a filthy mood.
It seems that everything I say and do is wrong.
I came out to get your opinions.
I was just reading some old newspapers this morning and came across the entertainment section which motivated me to write the below letter to the Sunday Telegraph.
My point today is what is wrong with film?
Are you people going to the cinema today?
I conducted this poll before once and not too many people said yes.
Take a look at the listings of films currently showing at the cinema.
What movie would you go to if you had to go to one?
And the scary thing is there's nothing coming out any time soon either.
What, batman? That will be the biggest beat up if there was one!
All sentimental value will go into those reviews!
I'm not looking forward to that dark knight bullsh*t myself.
In fact Heath Ledger was a sh*t actor and the only reason Monster Ball won an award back then was for that best on-screen root performance.
That was the best root scene I've seen in a film!
Her son dies and Billy Bob pork's her an hour later.
It's a sh*t movie though.
Anyway...I'm sending this letter to the paper.
They better publish it 'cause I put effort into it this time.
(My Chokito bar letter didn't get published unfortunately either did my commy China letter about empire strikes back.)
Letters Editor / Sunday Telegraph
I cannot believe the rubbish that's currently offered at the cinema lately.
There is not one movie listed that I would pay money to watch!
Step up to the Streets and Never Back Down - are these one in the same movie?
Let me guess, rich Californian boys from exclusive schools settling scores with rubbish storylines and Coyote Ugly type problems, right?
Then we could get a bit more seedy with How She Move!
Shouldn't that read How Does She Move?
I guess if you're uneducated or from Brooklyn or NZ you'd understand How She Move.
Oh look, Prom Night, another remake, how original.
I hope it’s as sh*t as the When A Stranger Calls remake!
St. Trinians and Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger - I'm thinking Hating Alison Ashley or Looking For Alibrandi a few years too late!
Horton Hears a Who? Do I have to read subtitles to view this rubbish?
Spiderwick Chronicles? Left over Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings stuff right, like Kidman’s Golden Compass? I think that whole era is wearing a bit thin today!
Will Ferrell Semi-Pro? The most unfunny actor out there besides Vince Vaughn!
It’s amateur city apparently.
Two award winning movies only recently were No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood yet neither was shown at Greater Union Liverpool!
I didn’t understand this move!
They’d rather show us crap melting pot movies that Australians can’t relate to.
And take my word for it Angelina Jolie’s latest The Mercenary has her driving on the roofs of trains and crashing into buildings while blasting a gun at anything and is utter bullsh*t!
It is all computerized and doesn’t make for good film same as her Beowulf rubbish.
The rubbish they’re offering is insulting my intelligence and I’m saving a packet by not forking out on movies or music today!
P.S. who has seen the commercial for Jolies latest? I saw it 2 nights ago and just shook my head. Somebody was obviously impressed with her performance in Mr and Mrs. Smith.
God, I don't know what's going on anymore.
There's the luxury of buying black market good-quality DVD's at the markets today but who'd want them?
It's the same story in Video Ezy and movies for rent.....there's nothing to pick from.
What's a good movie to see?
Any body?
