f**k you Mitchell Marsh

[Tommy Smith]

Wow.

Have they actually managed to replace Marsh with an even worse cricketer?

Extraordinary!

 

[hineyrulz]

Wow.

Have they actually managed to replace Marsh with an even worse cricketer?

Extraordinary!

No it's not, sadly it's to be expected.

 

[Incorrect]

Henriques has clearly had relations with Mark Waugh's wife, Trevor Hohns' wife, Lehman's wife and Pat Howards' husband.....

The only explanation for him being overlooked in this instance....

 

[Tommy Smith]

I read that Henriques has averaged 65 in Shield cricket this season with a ton and double ton.

Stoinis has averaged 15 with a high score of 46.

RIP Sheffield Shield.

That is obscene and the entire panel should be sacked.

 

[Twizzle]

Shield form means nothing to our selectors, obviously

 

[Fangs]

So bloody strange...

Mark Waugh is actually a massive fan of Henriques. Surely he would have voted for him to go on tour.

It shouldn't matter anyway. Agar, Maxwell and Khawaja will all get first shot before Stoinis.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

You really couldn't make this shit up....

 

[JJ]

I read that Henriques has averaged 65 in Shield cricket this season with a ton and double ton.

Stoinis has averaged 15 with a high score of 46.

RIP Sheffield Shield.

That is obscene and the entire panel should be sacked.

I think the selectors, like Warne, have the red and white balls mixed up - that innings at Eden Park has obviously impressed them - Waugh was there I think - as with Davey, I am sure that form from a flat track and small boundaries will translate really well to India

 

[Twizzle]

So bloody strange...

Mark Waugh is actually a massive fan of Henriques. Surely he would have voted for him to go on tour.

It shouldn't matter anyway. Agar, Maxwell and Khawaja will all get first shot before Stoinis.

Normally the call is made by the tour selectors and Hohns is on tour. and also the Chairman of selectors

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I heard Stoinis had to get excess baggage allowances for his coffin full of Brylcream.

I love how he pushes his hair back between every ball. It's so sexy. He'll look great in a hi viz jerkin too.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Normally the call is made by the tour selectors and Hohns is on tour. and also the Chairman of selectors

Well that makes perfect sense! instead of having a conference call with the other selectors and looking at recent form amongst the likely replacements he must have just gone and had a chat with Warnie and asked what he thought ...

 

[jargan83]

Marcus Stoinis lol.

Our selectors truly are geniuss.

 

[lockyno1]

I actually don't mind the selection it's a gamble but Stoinis did make some runs in the last Shield match

 

[Bazal]

I actually don't mind the selection it's a gamble but Stoinis did make some runs in the last Shield match

Yes but you're a genius like the selectors

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

I actually don't mind the selection it's a gamble but Stoinis did make some runs in the last Shield match

Hi Trevor!

 

[lockyno1]

Yes but you're a genius like the selectors

None of the alternatives are great.

Cartwright has a lot to learn against spin and Henriques has failed over and over again. Faulkner isn't test standard really.

I don't see the need for a replacement anyway as Maxwell or Agar will play

 

[TheParraboy]

None of the alternatives are great.

Cartwright has a lot to learn against spin and Henriques has failed over and over again. Faulkner isn't test standard really.

I don't see the need for a replacement anyway as Maxwell or Agar will play

failed over and over?

He has only played 4 tests, 3 of those in India and scored 2 half tons there

He is in form with the bat, and can bowl 10-15 overs an innings if required


With MMarsh and now Stoinis, talking about devaluing the baggy green

 

[Barkley]

I actually don't mind the selection it's a gamble but Stoinis did make some runs in the last Shield match

So 46 runs gets a call up to an Indian test tour now? Do you even cricket bro?

 

[JJ]

Wow.

Have they actually managed to replace Marsh with an even worse cricketer?

Extraordinary!

It required extensive research, in-depth thought and a scouring of club cricket grounds around Australia

 

[TheFrog]

Nothing to say Stoinis will play in the next Test. They should bolster the batting by using Khawaja.