Farewell Kyle Felch and the Wun Valentine turncoat the Felix Holmes wun. stoopid North Qld merkins.

[sladden road]

It’s so satisfying to be sitting back, on a Monday night, to celebrate the farewell of Kyle Felch and the greatest turncoat on Sharks history, Valentine “the Felix” Holmes.
Felch has always been a competitor, a pain in the ass although not able to lace Luke Covells boots.
As for Felix.
Go and get f**ked you absolute merkin.
Left the club like a merkin, will never win a comp again, and shat on the team that provided him that.

so glad to see him go out as a loser and off to the Dargons.
Biggest merkin the club has ever seen in our history.

f**k you .

Big shout out to Special Ks semen on Payton's face.

Up up ya dogs.

 

[Special K]

2024 post of the year. Love wins.

 

[Mako-Ver]

i replaced him with Kurt Capewell in the GF team photo
Hes about as welcome with Sharks fans as Bill Cosby to a TV reunion

 

[Dragon Slayer]

It’s so satisfying to be sitting back, on a Monday night, to celebrate the farewell of Kyle Felch and the greatest turncoat on Sharks history, Valentine “the Felix” Holmes.
Felch has always been a competitor, a pain in the ass although not able to lace Luke Covells boots.
As for Felix.
Go and get f**ked you absolute merkin.
Left the club like a merkin, will never win a comp again, and shat on the team that provided him that.

so glad to see him go out as a loser and off to the Dargons.
Biggest merkin the club has ever seen in our history.

f**k you .

Big shout out to Special Ks semen on Payton's face.

Up up ya dogs.

Felix was trying extra hard to upset our party.

Enjoy the Dargons Felix.

As for Kyle Felch.

What a merkin he was the last time we played them at North Queensland.

Glad we had the last laugh in his career.

 

[shadowboxer]

There’s not enough hate for Drinkwater. That episode in the second half where he was asleep at the wheel and Don Mattingly Jr gave him a serve was fantastic.
Overate- d

 

[DJDL]

As for Kyle Felch.

What a merkin he was.

Fixed it.

 

[since77]

It’s so satisfying to be sitting back, on a Monday night, to celebrate the farewell of Kyle Felch and the greatest turncoat on Sharks history, Valentine “the Felix” Holmes.
Felch has always been a competitor, a pain in the ass although not able to lace Luke Covells boots.
As for Felix.
Go and get f**ked you absolute merkin.
Left the club like a merkin, will never win a comp again, and shat on the team that provided him that.

so glad to see him go out as a loser and off to the Dargons.
Biggest merkin the club has ever seen in our history.

f**k you .

Big shout out to Special Ks semen on Payton's face.

Up up ya dogs.

You sound like a classy guy. Perfect example of a Sharks supporter.

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Incredible. Mirrored my sentiments perfectly.
Val could have been a club legend, maybe all time points scorer but instead decided to be a f**kwit. Enjoy the Dragons coward.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Incredible. Mirrored my sentiments perfectly.
Val could have been a club legend, maybe all time points scorer but instead decided to be a f**kwit. Enjoy the Dragons coward.

No one enjoys the Dragons, Damien Cook was in tears in realisation of what he's got himself into. Poor fella.

 

[sladden road]

You sound like a classy guy. Perfect example of a Sharks supporter.

Since 77.
Sorry mate that your balls got hurt by the most violent game and tribal game in the world.
Regardless of that you have read a league forum and taken things at face value.

It’s such a pain in my ass that natural selection is not a thing in our world. If it was, you wouldn’t be alive, nor able to post your tears on a supporters forum.
f**k off.

 

[shadowboxer]

Touché Sladden Road

 

[since77]

Since 77.
Sorry mate that your balls got hurt by the most violent game and tribal game in the world.
Regardless of that you have read a league forum and taken things at face value.

It’s such a pain in my ass that natural selection is not a thing in our world. If it was, you wouldn’t be alive, nor able to post your tears on a supporters forum.
f**k off.

See what I mean? Classy. I might hang around a while and live rent free in your inbred little head. And yeah I totally believe you have a pain in your ass. A good lube will help with that.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

See what I mean? Classy. I might hang around a while and live rent free in your inbred little head. And yeah I totally believe you have a pain in your ass. A good lube will help with that.

Sorry, who are you?

 

[since77]

Sorry, who are you?

Don't apologise. It's ok that you don't know me.

 

[sladden road]

Sorry, who are you

See what I mean? Classy. I might hang around a while and live rent free in your inbred little head. And yeah I totally believe you have a pain in your ass. A good lube will help with that.

 

[sladden road]

So great, a hero on the internet calling me a inbreed whist defending North Queensland. Do they not teach irony in Rockhampton ?

 

[sladden road]

Rent free, enjoy having 6 origin players and never winning the comp for a decade.
The shit that lives in my head rent free would cause your stupid mind to explode.
“Oh yeah mate, been so great, the gf gave me a blow job last week and super crisp was 49 dollars for a thirty case.. can’t wait for next year.
Go Cam Smtih…what do you mean he doesn’t play any more ?.”

 

[sladden road]

See what I mean? Classy. I might hang around a while and live rent free in your inbred little head. And yeah I totally believe you have a pain in your ass. A good lube will help with that.

I am more classy than you going to the “global south “ brothel and getting pegged after a few bundys on a Thursday.

 

[sladden road]

See what I mean? Classy. I might hang around a while and live rent free in your inbred little head. And yeah I totally believe you have a pain in your ass. A good lube will help with that.

I am more classy than you going to the “global south “ brothel and getting pegged after a few bundys on a Thursday.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Don't apologise. It's ok that you don't know me.

Good, let's keep it that way.