Anyone who drinks Carlton Cold and reckons they enjoy it is an idiot. It's not even a beer, it's beer flavoured orange sludge. Chock full of filthy preservatives to give you a filthy hangover.
Anyone who drinks Corona is an enormous wanker. They stick citrus fruit in the top of it in Mexico to keep flies off the top of the bottle. There's no place for that in Australia. I once heard this dickhead talk about how he prefers it with lime but can get by with lemon if he absolutely has to. I let him know how f**ked he was and after a minute or so persuading him, he agreed with me.
People who slam draught beers like VB, Carlton Draught etc have no idea what theyre talking about. They are the most unadulterated beers on the market.
Hahn Premium is the best beer along with Stella Artois. For a cheap spirit, southern comfort is also good, as is any decent vodka, my current fav being Absolut vanilla, goes well with dry and lime.
