Favourite football quotes

[Nuke]

I've heard the same thing about people wanting to move to NZ from Australia ... still funny though!

 

[Lockyer4President!]

I've heard the same thing about people wanting to move to NZ from Australia ... still funny though!

I think it was originally said by the NZ PM about all the kiwi migration to Aus.

 

[panfashark]

I remember Royce Simmons coming out with some classics!

Panthers used to do after match presentations, one particular game the Panthers got hammered.
Royce jumps up to give his speech and comes out with.

I think that my players believe that DE FENCE is something that keeps in DE cows!

He did not need to say much else!

 

[Murphdogg1]

I think it was originally said by the NZ PM about all the kiwi migration to Aus.

Someone who actually knows the truth - Was former NZ PM Rob Muldoon

 

[Peppers]

Graham Lowe - I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union. But I wouldn't last 30 seconds in rugby league'

 

[Patorick]

"If they (Wests Tigers) think they can win a comp playing this style of football, they're kidding themselves"

Paul Harragon, early 2005.

 

[Fatdog]

Jason Hetherington was absolutly piss funny with his dry sense of humor. On the footy show he was asked what he thought about Daryl Halligans goal kicking. In his slow country voice he replied. " the way he is kicking I'd hate to be his dog"

 

[themanonthehill]

I remember Royce Simmons coming out with some classics!

Panthers used to do after match presentations, one particular game the Panthers got hammered.
Royce jumps up to give his speech and comes out with.

I think that my players believe that DE FENCE is something that keeps in DE cows!

He did not need to say much else!

He could have said that most weeks last year could the sizzler

 

[Patorick]

Some good one's here: http://www.eraofthebiff.com/0-quotes09.html

Bill Arthur interviewing Brian Carney straight after Wigan had won at Leeds to reach the 2003 Super League Grand Final.
"You must be over the moon Brian"
"Bill, I'm as happy as a rabbit with two c**ks"
"We are live on TV Brian"

 

[lockyrulz]

"If I was a video referee I'd have a stubbee in one hand a refs call button in the other"

The legendary 'Grasshopper' Barry Gomersall.

 

[Slackboy72]

Someone who actually knows the truth - Was former NZ PM Rob Muldoon

Ironically the average IQ will always be 100 by definition so Piggy is the last person to be making statements on other countries intelligence.

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

What about Noel Kelly's famous put down of Rex Mossop's autobiography?
"I never knew how tough Rex was until I read his book."

 

[Peppers]

I think in city origin camp once MArk Geyer said to Phil Gould 'I'll take you outside and bash you' to which the great Goulding replied 'Don't let fear stop you.' Snappy answer from gus.

 

[innsaneink]

What about Noel Kelly's famous put down of Rex Mossop's autobiography?
"I never knew how tough Rex was until I read his book."

Haha LMao

 

[Mr Angry]

Haha LMao

I agree that is a very good one.

 

[t-ba]

Noel Kelly = win.

 

[Red Bear]

"Im sick of having male genetalia rammed down my throat" - Rex Mossop

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I think in city origin camp once MArk Geyer said to Phil Gould 'I'll take you outside and bash you' to which the great Goulding replied 'Don't let fear stop you.' Snappy answer from gus.

hahaha nice work gus

 

[Raider_69]

Steve Walters to Ben Ellias:

"Go easy on me benny, ive got a test to play this weekend"

 

[Mr Saab]

No one has said Gould to Geyer

Geyer "I will have you outside"
Gould "Dont let fear hold you back"