FFB Hypothetical Footy Team

[McLovin]

f**k fullback, hows about you go to halfback and i go to five eighth

I want you to feed me them balls all day ok...

 

[madunit]

thats the plan

 

[Liam]

Don't forget to put him into plenty of holes.

 

[The Preacher]

Julian O'Neill and Brad Fittler both applied for that job too, it won't come easy.

Freddie doesn't want to drink with anyone right now, and O'Neill puts too much sh!t on people. An experienced publican FTW.

 

[madunit]

Don't forget to put him into plenty of holes.

I'll put plenty of holes in him.

 

[Frederick]

Pfft, I have set up more tries than you have lost hairs.

Can always demote Freddy to bench. Hows fullback sound?

Oi get farked. You can go to bench and be our impact player

 

[Didgi]

I said I'm utility playmaker, that means 14 people. When our injury prone halves/hooker go down, you will have an even better replacement.

Case closed.

African monkey for opposition :lol:

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Fine, don't put me in your farkin side. I know when I'm not wanted. Arseholes!

 

[McLovin]

I'm after 5 years at 450k per...

 

[Twizzle]

Fine, don't put me in your farkin side. I know when I'm not wanted. Arseholes!

you gotta be quick mate

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

you gotta be quick mate

No one quicker in the bedroom, does that count?

 

[Twizzle]

I think we are talking about different things here

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Surely a bloke with no depth perception, like myself, could be an awesome fullback? I'll be right as long as no one puts up a bomb!

 

[Non Terminator]

As a Rabbitoh, are you a Nathan Merritt type fullback, a Rhys Wesser type fullback or a Roy Bell type fullback?

 

[Twizzle]

or Craig Wing.....................oh wait

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

As a Rabbitoh, are you a Nathan Merritt type fullback, a Rhys Wesser type fullback or a Roy Bell type fullback?

I'll go with Wesser. Electric when I'm there but over 30 and very likely to suffer an injury early on that will put me out for most of the season.

 

[madunit]

I'm after 5 years at 450k per...

I'm getting paid more than KG does per season. (I'm referring to Kevin Garnett here, not Keith galloway)

 

[Joker's Wild]

I said I'm utility playmaker, that means 14 people. When our injury prone halves/hooker go down, you will have an even better replacement.

Case closed.

Chuck me on the bench as a utility

Jack of all trades, master of f**k all

You were too late champ, the bench Utility spot is mine.

Didgi >>>>>>>>> Reggies

 

[Non Terminator]

Looks like we'll need a second grade side to face Shellharbour...

 

[adamkungl]

yeah maybe we need a regies. they can just play against stain trolls, they don't deserve to be in first grade anyhow.