actually now you mention it, i posted this on the broncos forum a couple of months ago. it starts off as a few good tips and turns into a rant pretty quickly:
Here are my tips to not be an asshole in fifa (pretty hard not to be apparently).
1. Don't celebrate goals- skip the celebration by pressing LB & RB (L1 & R1). Don't run around like a dickhead for way too long and don't do that robot celebration, you ****ing asshole.
2. Don't watch replays- you're a ****ing dick. you have scored a goal and you have seen it already, I have seen it already, yet you want to watch it again. you are all keen to skip a replay when its showing an offside or something, but when it comes to some **** goal you scored from a header or a penalty, you are watching that **** 3 times over. I may be ok (not really) with you watching a replay of a screamer, but still **** that, lets play, not **** around.
3. Headed Goals- If all you do is run to the wing and cross it in and try to header it, you are not a good player. Why bother playing if all you do is that bull**** and hope theres a defensive glitch and your guy is in the centre to score a lucky goal. Its not skill so why bother? actually if i see someone do this at all, i know they suck ****. learn to score for real you ****.
4. quitting- Nobody likes a quitter, but in fifa, i ****ing hate them! especially if someone quits when i score within 10 minutes, then they can quit and not have it count towards there points or my points. Biggest cheat thing in the game, why bother if you can't handle losing? You may have a good ranking now, but you have done it by cheating, thereby not proving anything really, you are just a **** player.
5. wasting time- what i mean by this is passing the ball between your GK and Defenders trying to waste time and keep the ball off the opposition. this is a massive cheat move. i saw someone score against me after 10 minutes and the rest of the game he tried to do this, although i managed to get the ball back and score and win 2-1 which was ****ing satisfying because in your face thats why.
6. lagging- its ****ing hard to play in lag, if you're lagging, don't play online, get better internet, then play.
7. standing in front of Keeper- this never results in much coz it rarely works, but this proves to me what an asshole you are by trying to exploit the glitch where if i have the ball with my goalkeeper i could kick it into you and you have an easy goal, if i see someone try to do this, i know they are a cheat. I hate playing cheats, go play someone else, Brian Waldron.
8. standing in front of the nearest player- this is the gayest ****. when you're trying to take a goal kick or free kick and you just want to get on with the game and pass it to the nearest dude so you can play on, oh no but whats this, the other guy has run one of his men in front of the guy i want to pass it to, so maybe he can get an easy goal. what a chump, now i have to boot it long, which i hate doing, **** you. almost everyone does this so **** off everyone.
