FOOD.

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Will you tell him or will I, Nutz?
He doesn't need that to make him a self righteous moof? hahaha

About 5% of Nealo is sheer unadulterated feral, match that with 50% brain dead stupid and he’s a nuisance.

But I’ve warmed to him since he gave up stalking me.

He’s to be pitied. A victim of society.

We are to blame for his existence as a smug Karen in mens clothing.

But he’s not near the worst on LU.

 

[Nealo 12]

I’m gonna post a photo of Panther pizza and kebabs and tell stuff and words and stay away from northern road because of cops and Mt Druitt and my contacts getting players and shit my old Lexus help fix , can you ?
Oh and fill in old numb nutz on the whole pedo thing when you get a minute so he can work out the kind of person you are

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Pawsy is back!

 

[Tigerm]

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Pawsy is back!

I'm glad you understood what the f**k he was saying?

 

[Nutz]

I'm going to learn how to make pizza. Have no idea but my theory is if you make a lot of mess it's gotta be good.
I have to perfect it before rd1.
First up BBQ meatlovers.

 

[Nutz]

I'm heading out to the shop to buy my pizza stuff.
What's a tasty morsel to put on as topping?
Can you buy possum?
How do you make the pastry that chefs fling around like flying saucers.
I'll post up before and after pics.
This is going to be epic.
Step 1 the ingredients:

2 tsp olive oil

Topping ingredients
1.5kg Beef Brisket
2 brown onions, cut into wedges
2 cups (500ml) beef or chicken stock
1/4 cup (60ml) apple cider vinegar
2 garlic cloves, crushed
2 tbsp maple syrup
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp tomato sauce
1 tbsp Dijon or American mustard
2 tsp smoked paprika
1 tsp onion salt
1 tsp garlic powder
2 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp ground cumin

Cool, this seems easy enough, how hard can it be ha ha.
I have an uneasy feeling about this.... someone's gonna lose an eye for sure.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Baked Nealo on a spit for the dogs.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I'm glad you understood what the f**k he was saying?

Fire up the pit and I’ll get a long skewer.

@Nutz can do the impregnation bit as punishment for crimes he hasn’t committed yet.

 

[Nutz]

Baked Nealo on a spit for the dogs.

Can you expand TSP for us illiterate urban jungle granddads.

 

[Nutz]

I've given up on my pizza escapades for the day as my missus wants to look for a new car... I know you all must be devistated my fellow forumers but it is what it is

 

[Tigerm]

I've given up on my pizza escapades for the day as my missus wants to look for a new car... I know you all must be devistated my fellow forumers but it is what it is

Must be some Datsun 120y’s still floating about?

 

[Nutz]

No pizza today.
I just got back from a stressful day looking for a new cars for the missus. She's settled on an Eclipse. I'll have to look at reviews.
I was getting stressed as I walked into a showroom and this gawky sheila with a enough botox in her lips to use as life buoys and hips for saddles came up to me and said can "I help you"
I said "I'm looking for an Eclipse do you have any"
She said, "I do actually there's one there" pointing to a car that was covered up by a black sheet ready for transport.
I said I dont like black have you got a different colour.
She/it just looked at me with her jumbo lips open and didn't laugh.
I asked her some technical questions and she said "its all in the brochure"
I said "thanks" and walked out leaving the brochure in her hand.

 

[Tigerm]

No pizza today.
I just got back from a stressful day looking for a new cars for the missus. She's settled on an Eclipse. I'll have to look at reviews.
I was getting stressed as I walked into a showroom and this gawky sheila with a enough botox in her lips to use as life buoys and hips for saddles came up to me and said can "I help you"
I said "I'm looking for an Eclipse do you have any"
She said, "I do actually there's one there" pointing to a car that was covered up by a black sheet ready for transport.
I said I dont like black have you got a different colour.
She/it just looked at me with her jumbo lips open and didn't laugh.
I asked her some technical questions and she said "its all in the brochure"
I said "thanks" and walked out leaving the brochure in her hand.

She’s thinking, not another old merkin looking for a gay car? hahahaha
Sorry mate, I couldn’t help myself.

 

[Tigerm]

She’s thinking, not another old merkin looking for a gay car? hahahaha
Sorry mate, I couldn’t help myself.

If it can’t tow my van, I’m not buying

 

[Nutz]

Since this is a food thread I should have shoved a pie in her face.
The problem exists now that there is a 3 month waiting period on practically every new car so dealers/salesman aren't haggling and pressuring customers to buy.
It used to be when you left a dealer you had a starving salesman clutching onto your leg for dear life as you dragged him out the door.
Now there pissed off if you interfere with their 100th tea break.
Geez I'm stressed. My head, neck, back, hip and knees hurts...soon my back pocket will hurt.

 

[Nealo 12]

I'm going to learn how to make pizza. Have no idea but my theory is if you make a lot of mess it's gotta be good.
I have to perfect it before rd1.
First up BBQ meatlovers.

You really need to know how to make a pizza ?
geezus you really are a tigers supporter

 

[Nealo 12]

Baked Nealo on a spit for the dogs.

Rent free

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Rent free

Slow roasted Nealo.

I reckon the dogs would take one sniff at your burnished smuggy jersey and prefer to starve themselves to death.

You are a creepy loser punk, the bloated human maggot of LU, no brain tissue, just a black poisonous mucous now stop stalking me and f**k off.

Every time you post, we lose advertising and forum members.

Now get back on your Brett Finch site and try to “buy your drugs”


Leave Jerome behind on your way out.

 

[Nealo 12]

Slow roasted Nealo.

I reckon the dogs would take one sniff at your burnished smuggy jersey and prefer to starve themselves to death.

You are a creepy loser punk, the bloated human maggot of LU, now stop stalking me and f**k off.

Leave Jerome behind on your way out.

Like I said , rent free … still

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Like I said , rent free … still

The party continues.

Go back to smugland and suck that qualified f**kwit Cold Wet Panthers scrote.

@ColdWetPanther is another brain dead clusterf**k of a narcissistic shitfaced prick.

Come on you wt hating smuggies, get you arses down here for a forum beating