Friggin' Horse Sh*t Here !!!!

[St. Brett]

Did anybody hear that ADL caller Hilton Donaldson carrying on like a half wit just a while ago?
He remained all defiant

(there's a dog on the track at race 2 BRS)

Yer, he remained defiant and carried on like a jack ass going over the top about the abolishment of the hurdles.
He goes, '' We don't need upside down broom handles we have proper hurdles and the horses respect them!''

MLB DD numbers 2 into 5 and 8 Grand Destiny into Saram and Memorise.

Isn't it amazing in the TAB no matter where I stand pricks come over and swamp me.
I'll move over to the Wenty Park sheets and they'll all converge over there too.

BRS Rce 3 number 5 Ben Hur.
What ever happen to Main Vein's career?

BRS Rce 4

This Blue Heeler is running faster than a greyhound here! HAR hAR HAR:lol:

BRS Rce 4 numbers 13 and 14 Dual Chamber and Our Dreaming.

BRS Rce running double rce 4 numbers 15 and 10

BRS Rce running double rce 5 numbers 10 and 3

BRS Rce running double rce 7 numbers 1 and 4
BRS DD numbers 3 and 4
SYD Rce DD numbers 10 and 12.

 

[St. Brett]

Wednesday 13th May bets here

BRS Rce 6 numbers 4 and 17 Lucky Lunar and Dive at Five.
Lucky Luna is the man-without-a-c**k shock tip special special.

BRS Rce 7 numbers 1 and 9 Petushki and Jacarada Charm.

The umm, I-don't-wanna-be-seen-as-a-loser-I'm-holding-a-green-recycle-bag rocket comet special bet comes in MLB Rce 6 number 17 Needlebox.

 

[St. Brett]

Last Wednesday I blew $50!
F*ck fungus they are!

BRS has thrown up a scabby PRV type meeting today not worth raving about really.

Damn it! Doosra Diamond is scratched today!

You can get 9-1 about that Midnight Mustang right now on skychannel dot com.
He won't jump at those odds.

MLB Rce 6 number 5 Joontoong Jemini.

BRS Daily Double numbers 2 and 14.

BRS Running Double RCe 5 numbers 12 and 2.

BRS Running double RCE 7 numbers 16 and 14.

BRS Running double Rce 1 numbers 14 and 8.

SYD Rce Daily Double numbers 5 and 2.

 

[St. Brett]

I also think BRS Rce 2 number 12 Madonna warrants some attention.
It couldn't get a clear crack at 'em last week and was 6 deep on the turn.

BRS Rce 5 number 4 Think Money is still a maiden but keep an eye on it.

The cup? Anybody's guess......Sir Slick ran well last week. Prima Nova maybe?

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Miss Darcey in the cup for me

 

[St. Brett]

Who's Ya Daddy three cheers for Attackum.
Now I need that f*cking Trounce horse to win the second leg for my running double.
Bowman you better deliver the cookies.
I got a 10-1 shot in the first leg up.

Ohhhh no! Trounce is 12-1 in the seond leg!
Trim is 3-1 fav.

 

[St. Brett]

How do you settle a horse third last in a 1200 sprint and come home 8 wide and go down by one and a half lenghts?

Why! Why do you settle it in the back end of the field?
Work up to a position!
You leave it late like that thinking you're playing tactics and you go down by 1 and a half lenghts at the end of the day!

F*ck fungus' they are!

Bowman has just let a $250 running double get away on me!

LV Cassidy's mount was 26-1 in the paper and only paid 10's too!
F*ck this!

 

[St. Brett]

Top of the mourning all.

It's a shame that it's a wet track at Rosehill today, that being May the what? 20th?Twenty-first?
Eitherway it's Wednesday and the track will be dead and slow.

If it had of been sunny and dry today then I would have personally PM'ed everyone of you in this punters club forum and told you to back the following.

SYD Rce 1 number 9 Run Layla Run.
I backed it the other week at 8-1 and Robl ran it a shocker.
It was another who flashed home when it was too late.
Today it's supposed to be 20-1 but in the market it's only 11's.

I'm not confident considering it's a mudlark track so don't back it heavy.
Watch and observe is all.

I got ten quid on it and the quinella 5 and 9 too.

What a shame it's raining for this horse.

 

[St. Brett]

Friday 22nd May '09

Matey's....this thread sucks arse through a straw!
It's got that much gulp application it's not funny!
It's a major suck!

Horse winners in here he says!
Horse winners my arse!

It's complete f*cken' zero so far!
With a percentage strike rate of 0% I have to lift my game or Brett Company will become liquidated and become OWNED!

I have to get serious this week and produce the goodies otherwise people will stop plonking money on my tips.
You'll lose faith in me and stop backing what I tip out and we can't have that!

I'll try and get something for you today.

Friday.....what? Rockhampton?
I'll study and get back to ya's very soon.

I've let us down.
I'll put my hand up and take responsibility.

Time to get serious.

If I don't deliver this week then I'm pulling the plug.
I'm a damn far better gambler than what I produce here!

 

[St. Brett]

Friday 22nd May '09
1pm

I'll tell you what! If you need to punt today, on a friday arvo, with these sh*t meetings on offer, then you're a die-hard gambling junkie!

Pakenham - f*ck it!
Muswellbrook is a joke and full of PRV rubbish.
If you can pick a winner at Muswellbrook you're a god damn legend!

The cup at Mt Gambier today is an oddball mix of old horses and young stuff.
Horses 1 through to 8/9 are all 7 or 8 years old one even has 93 starts.
You have the bottom 3 horses only carrying 53/55 and have only run 20 odd stars.
What the f*ck gives here?
They've even threw in 2 hurdle horses in the cup too.
Do you back Prices mount with no weight yet only one win in its career?
Do I back ADL Rce 8 number 14 Willego?

Or do I put my last five quid on 5 $1 footyTABs or $5 on Mathew Keating 7311 at 34-1 to score first tonight against Souths?

How can I tip winners with these offerings?
I'm hard f*cking pressed!

Do I back Tilly Neve's mount at 50-1 or J Lyons mount at 30-1 in the cup?

Where's the f*cking BRS meeting today by the way?

Like I said...it sucks major arsehole through a straw!
The f*cken' odds are stacked against me with these candy arse piss ant meetings they're throwing up!

P.S.

Ok, It's taken an hour an a half to settle on 5 one-dollar footyTAB mystery bets!
And they've given me Parra minus 7 in all bets!
You coiting arse quiffy fart sniffing nicompoops!

There's a fat guy in the TAB here who has neglected to wipe his arse and he smells like sh*t.
There he is sitting over on the stool at the Sports TAB betting computer.
He's f*cking putrid.
He's got those kanckle thingys and his pants are oversized.
I can smell him from here!
F*ck me dead.

 

[St. Brett]

Saturday the 23rd May '09

What concerns me about today's racing is the heavy 9 and even 10 tracks in both SYD and BRS.

SYD rce 6 number 9 Comepsa.

ADL rce 5 number 12 Game Over.

BRS rce 5 number 6 All Silent.

BRS rce 6 number 10 Jimmy Fortunes is the *rocket comet* special.

BRS rce 7 number 7 Queen of Queens.

BRS Rce 2 numbers 14 and 17 Bella Sirena and Moncalieri.

BRS Rce 8 numbers 9 and 18 Release Me and Cool Edition.
Now, in this race we were advised last time (in the PRV's) to watch out for Monashee Warrior.
They believe he's ready to step up in class.

 

[St. Brett]

If I were to die today, or tomorrow for that fact, then my epitah would read, ''Brett died a loser.''
I'm Cougar again, I've lost the edge.
Today at Mornigton a horse called Who shot the Angel is a good bet for me.

 

[IanG]

One of my tips got up yesterday
Roadworks ran in Adelaide

 

[St. Brett]

Tuesday betting is about as bad as it gets.
It's as worse as Friday or Sunday betting.
Same applies to newspapers.

SYD Rce 1 numbers 4 and 5 Devoirs and Faint Perfume.

The Daily Telegraph tipster for Kyneton today Nick Quinn has tipped the enitre favourites for the meeting!
He's even thrown in Rce 2 horse number 15 Bianshee for second knowing damn well that it ran yesterday and would be scratched today so what a f*cking lug nut homo come cum sucker!

I'm going for the greyhounds tonight.

The sparse kinky haired doubles are brought to you by Mennen shave cream.

SYD Rce DD 4 into 17

SYD Grys DD 5 into 2

MLB Grys DD 2 into 5

T Grys DD 6 into 4

BRS Grys DD 1 into 3

* DD indicated Daily Double.

Good f*cking luck tonight!
And get knotted!

Congrats to Ian G for picking a winner at ADL too.

 

[St. Brett]

Friday the something of May '09.

I have a tip for BRS races today at the Sunshine Coast.

BRS Rce 6 number 6 Mauries Pick.

And a Daily Double here too.

BRS DD number 6 into 4 and 7 Pipers Point and Hawk Hunter.

But the way things are going I'm currently going to the gallows and the noose is just about around my neck with the drop zone on alert.

That reminds me about yesterdays debacle, (still can't believe there's no R in debacle.) Dad's B/day I got him two mystery win bets in MLB for the 27th and one was scratched so I re-bet the money on a mystery yesterday at BRS and I get horse 6 Trescorpian, or something - across the post when it wins it pays $21 then in 4 seconds they hacked it to 16-1
Friggin' bastards.
I better go and send a letter to the paper about that.

 

[St. Brett]

Saturday 30th May '09.

Eagle Farm bets.

BRS Rce 2 number 12 Humma.

BRS Rce 3 number 4 Bold Glance.

BRS Rce 4 number 7 Fast Future.

BRS Rce 5 numbers 1 and 10 Sarge in Charge and Spot on Target.

BRS Rce 6 number 13 Returntosender is an arse charkra special.

BRS Rce 8 numbers 14 and 16 Eleda and a good roughy at 50-1 SATSANG!

Other bets are some running doubles (RD) at BRS.
RD Rce 3 numbers 15 into 9
RD Rce 5 number 15 into 5
RD Rce 7 number 8 into 11

BRS Daily Double number 5 into 11
SYD Daily Double number 6 into 11

I'm gonna put some more money on Satsang at 50-1.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Have something on Ready To Lift

Race 6 SYD

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Have something on Ready To Lift

Race 6 SYD

SHIP TEH CHIPZZZ

 

[St. Brett]

BRS Rce 1 running double 8 into 10

BRS RD race 3 number 11 into 4

BRS RD rce 5 number 6 into 3

BRS RD ce 7 number 3 into 1

BRS Daily Double 6 into 1.

I hope Manly are aware of Sisa Waqa tonight for first try scorer.
With a name like that he's gotta be from Perth and have one down to his knee caps.
I'll be back later with more picks.

 

[St. Brett]

League Unlimited's very own All Stars tipping team right here, baby!
What a team it is too!
The all stars LUTT only has two bets today.

Ipswich
BRS Rce 5 number 13 Cool Edition.

BRS Rce 6 number 15 Pyramids.

And if you can get on IluvaQueenslander in the first then it'll see you collect, WHAT! 9-1! Wasn't it 24-1 when I looked up a while ago? :shock:
9's? Gee, I dunno.