Funniest pick up lines

[PJ Marshal]

lol so your known as Gary from now on, hey Earl?

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I love u earl

 

[Anonymous]

Things change people.

And I love you to CH

 

[Le Rouge]

:lol: Gary

 

[Anonymous]

:lol:

 

[Choppies]

Gary lol

 

[Anonymous]

Whatever Greefy

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

no i havent just trying to be nice :lol: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Well I have the best car money can buy.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Your muttha muss be a fief...cos she stoles the stars from da skys and puts dem in your eyes...

 

[Le Rouge]

one for Dirk DIG..................Do you queef? :lol:

 

[***MH***]

when a gurl sits next to you at a bar, keep lookin at your watch.... she'll say>
"hasn't your date arrived yet?"
then say "No, it's just one of those new telepathic watches... it's giving me a messege now!"
"Really! whats it saying?"
"That your not wearing any underwear!"
"No, im wearing underwear!"
"Damn, this thing must be an hour fast!"

 

[thickos]

Ever heard this one?

'Hi, my name is <insert your name here>, but you can call me.....anytime'

 

[Anonymous]

Nice legs, what time do they open....

:|

 

[legallyblonde]

the most ridiculous line ever tried on me...

'is your dad a terrorist? because baby you are the bomb!'

how lame :roll:

 

[Anonymous]

the most ridiculous line ever tried on me...

'is your dad a terrorist? because baby you are the bomb!'

how lame :roll:

:lol: :lol: Worst pick-up line ever

 

[Choppies]

how old was he? 35?

 

[raz]

screw me if im wrong but havent we met before?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?

Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

:? wonder if theyll work :-k

 

[Anonymous]

screw me if im wrong but havent we met before?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?

Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

:? wonder if theyll work :-k

I have absolutley no doubt they would and i think you should try all of then on the next female you lay eyes on.

 

[raz]

Your the boss.... i cant wait to try them :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: