Funniest pick up lines

[raz]

let me come up there and put my beef in your taco :lol:

 

[Phillips]

"how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

 

[Anonymous]

Phillips :arrow: Out

 

[Macca]

I have a foolproof line. Not because it always works but because you can always save face.

You say, "wow you are PRETTY"

If it works ..... great!

If she snubs you and says Go away please or something,

You say, "hey, you didn't let me finish, you are PRETTY fat and very ugly but have you got the time?"

 

[Godz Illa]

What's your name, whats your number?
I would like to get to know ya.
Can we have a conversation?
The night is young, girl, gimme a chance.

 

[aphelion]

I might not be the most attractive guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!

 

[Disco]

Without reading the last three pages, here are my two favs


"if i flip a coin, whats the chance of getting head"

"that dress looks very becoming on u...........then again if i was on u, i'd be cuming too"



tho i wouldn't recommend that anyone tries these, but u can try this one


*if driving past some hot chicks*

*pull over and say*

Excuse us, could u please give us directions to *somewhere really obvious*, *after hearing the directions*, okay thanks alot for that, now could i just grab ur number in case i get lost

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

legelyblonde you remind me of someone i know..you have a sister who lives away from home?

anyway back to this thread...

"wow are those space pants??, cause your ass is totally out of this world"

 

[Anonymous]

legelyblonde you remind me of someone i know..you have a sister who lives away from home?

anyway back to this thread...

"wow are those space pants??, cause your ass is totally out of this world"

That one is destined to end in a slap.

 

[Phillips]

legelyblonde you remind me of someone i know..you have a sister who lives away from home?

anyway back to this thread...

"wow are those space pants??, cause your ass is totally out of this world"

That one is destined to end in a slap.

or a slapping of the salami...hehehe

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Anyway back on topic:

Nice legs when's opening time?

 

[Anonymous]

Anyway back on topic:

Nice legs when's opening time?

Get Out :arrow: Now

 

[Twizzle]

the most ridiculous line ever tried on me...

'is your dad a terrorist? because baby you are the bomb!'

how lame :roll:

So.........did it work.

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

legelyblonde you remind me of someone i know..you have a sister who lives away from home?

anyway back to this thread...

"wow are those space pants??, cause your ass is totally out of this world"

That one is destined to end in a slap.

or a slapping of the salami...hehehe

no no no lol you misunderstand... its a legit question, the question and pick up line are 2 different things..lol im not trying to pick u up :

oh also if you want you can just pm it to me (if you have a sister who is around 19 or so and no longer lives at home). sorry if it sounded geniused..

 

[warren]

baby if your were writing you would be fine print

 

[Choppies]

:arrow:

 

[Andy]

Here are some of my fav's...

Hi. I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have my eyes failed me??

This might be the beer talkin, but you've got an ass that won't quit..
(This one actually worked for me!! :lol: )