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Misanthrope

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TEH SEXXX!!!!!!11!!!!1!

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RABK

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astrogirl said:
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain"

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more ?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Love it!! :lol:
 

Roy

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a bear an a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods

the bear turns to the rabbit an says

"do u have a problem with sh*t sticking on your fur"

"no"

says the rabbits

"good"

the bear picks up the rabbit an whips......
 

Roy

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what the difference between

van nuwan's mom an ricky ponting

van nuwan's mum brought home the ashes.
 

Roy

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hear are a few lame ones.....

whats the difference between a bucket of sh*t an micheal jackson

the bucket..

What do you get when you cross pro art an john howard

a bullsh*t artist..
 

Misanthrope

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What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them
 

Roy

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going by the hottest babe thread maybe Ian G could use this

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
 

Stranger

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9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Roy

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Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
 

Misanthrope

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Guys, you need to be more discerning in what you post here. Remember that young people and people with more sensitive tastes also read this forum.
 

Jobdog

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Loved the 38 pick up lines, most of them were gold :lol: :lol:

However, I can take that other people who browse this forum may not find them quite as funny.
 

Parki

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2 men walk into a bar

the first one says "ouch"

the second one says "you idiot, didnt you see me walk into it?"


thankyou thankyou im here all week
 

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