Iafeta
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LeagueNut said:Here's our five-step plan for victory:
1. Deliver a sack of "irregular" potatoes (soaked in Guinness) to Brian Carney - to get him nice and pissed before the match.
2. Sneak into Danny Buderus' room one night, chop his hands off, and sew them back on to the wrong wrists. (That should stuff up his dummy half work)
3. Teach Brent Webb how to ride a horse, and how to work a lasso - that'll help in keeping track of Milton Thaiday.
4. Sneak into Josh Perry's room one night, chop his legs off, and sew them on backwards at his knees. That way, when he makes a 50-metre run, at least he'll be going in our direction!
5. Kidnap Andrew Johns, secure him tightly in a large sack, enclose the sack in a safe, wrap the safe in four layers of reinforced concrete, take the concrete safe slab about 300,000 kms out to sea, and drop it in the ocean.
That should help us to victory!
:lol: All bias aside, I reckon you just about summed it up right there.