Here are some quotes that people may find funny or offensive, depending which side you sit.
Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!" ~Author Unknown
If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. ~Judith Hayes, In God We Trust: But Which One?
In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent." I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. ~Stephen J. Gould
I like to browse in occult bookshops if for no other reason than to refresh my commitment to science. ~Heinz Pagels, The Dreams of Reason
Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic. ~Amanda Baxter
The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine? ~Judith Hayes
Most men would kill the truth if truth would kill their religion. ~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. ~Chapman Cohen
The supreme arrogance of religious thinking: that a carbon-based bag of mostly water on a speck of iron-silicate dust around a boring dwarf star in a minor galaxy would look up at the sky and declare,"It was all made just so that I could exist!"
Physicist Peter Walker.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction".
Blaise Pascal
A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.
Henry H. Williams
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Author Unknown
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Dave Barry
A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.
Henry H. Williams
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Author Unknown
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Dave Barry
A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.
Henry H. Williams
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Author Unknown
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Dave Barry
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Epicurus 340 - 270 BCE