Grand Final Entertainment

[El Diablo]

GF entertainment has been all downhill since Julie Anthony got canned from singing the national anthem.

wasn't that at Origin when it f**ked up?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

wasn't that at Origin when it f**ked up?

Dunno. Can't remember.

But Julie Anthony was the best ever anthem singer.

I do a Mundine now. Sit down. If I'm in QLD...I piss on the seat.

 

[El Diablo]

But Julie Anthony was the best ever anthem singer.

Shannon Noll is better

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Shannon Noll is better

Don't go there.

The way St George Bank casually cast off Julie Anthony from their ad campaigns in 1999, like a used franga, it was beyond terrible. I closed all my accounts and switched banks (I got easier access to my dole cheques elsewhere anyway).

For mine, it's Julie Anthony. Or nothing.

 

[Canard]

We should go ironic just too piss off the AFL.

Kamahl singing songs from Rolf Harris.

 

[Incorrect]

They should get Maddison Avenue. Anyone who remembers their Live performance at the ARIA's will tell how good that sheila sounded without studio wizardry....

Failing that - just get Jon Toogood and the boys from Shihad to belt out some of their trademark "bug ruffs" to warm the crowd up...

 

[TIGER14]

The NRL will miss out on Pearl Jam and settle for Missy Higgins

 

[gUt]

So far this is LU's suggested line up for GF entertainment:

Jessica Yates wandering on to wave at us and play wobble-board while Khamal covers Rolf Harris
A melange of shit house Australian acts - Rogue Traders, Madison Avenue (with no autotune), Missy Higgins, the Veronicas and then Rogue Traders again
Mike Tyson and Mundine in a gloves-on masturbation competition
Julie Anthony singing the national anthem backed up by Steel Panther and their dildo solo

f**k yes that would be pretty sweet

 

[Nice Beaver]

So far this is LU's suggested line up for GF entertainment:

Jessica Yates wandering on to wave at us and play wobble-board while Khamal covers Rolf Harris
A melange of shit house Australian acts - Rogue Traders, Madison Avenue (with no autotune), Missy Higgins, the Veronicas and then Rogue Traders again
Mike Tyson and Mundine in a gloves-on masturbation competition
Julie Anthony singing the national anthem backed up by Steel Panther and their dildo solo

f**k yes that would be pretty sweet

I think you'll find that Jessica Yates is doing so topless.

............aaaaand spent.

 

[El Diablo]

So far this is LU's suggested line up for GF entertainment:

Jessica Yates wandering on to wave at us and play wobble-board while Khamal covers Rolf Harris
A melange of shit house Australian acts - Rogue Traders, Madison Avenue (with no autotune), Missy Higgins, the Veronicas and then Rogue Traders again
Mike Tyson and Mundine in a gloves-on masturbation competition
Julie Anthony singing the national anthem backed up by Steel Panther and their dildo solo

f**k yes that would be pretty sweet

i reckon if we also had Nikki Webster swinging from cables singing Stawberry Kisses while Tyson and Mundine played soggy SAO then it would be f**king awesome

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I'd suggest Nikki Webster as said SAO.

 

[El Diablo]

I'd suggest Nikki Webster as said SAO.

bukkake

 

[Mr Angry]

Want music? Go to a concert....

I hate this part of GF day.....

Why even sign the anthem? Australia is not playing...

Games for Australia and ANZAC day should be the only time.

I would much rather a bunch of kids playing Rugby League....

Musicians lower than wingers, just above VFL players.

 

[Canard]

Why even sign the anthem?

Never took you for one to be anti the Deaf community.................

 

[The Mad Hatter]

All this signing...now this is signing.

.

 

[Mr Angry]

Never took you for one to be anti the Deaf community.................

I do not understand this....

My father is deaf.

Do we want lip readers to know the song...

Please explain...

I have excellent hearing. hence music is just shyte noise, much like a train passing or traffic.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I do not understand this....

My father is deaf.

Do we want lip readers to know the song...

Please explain...

I have excellent hearing. hence music is just shyte noise, much like a train passing or traffic.

I dont think he was having a shot at you. Just your typo.

 

[Mr Angry]

ok I see, qppologies.

 

[gUt]

Mr Angry has always been weirdly consistent with his hatred of Music.

But then again being an Australian and forced to listen to the mostly second rate shit we call Australian music, it's probably not that weird.

 

[Mr Angry]

Mr Angry has always been weirdly consistent with his hatred of Music.

Musicians, not music.....I love classical music, they where never looked at like people who could advance the human experience,

No Brittney Spears, MC Hammer, they are worth more than chinese farmer, who makes the best rice.

But then again being an Australian and forced to listen to the mostly second rate shit we call Australian music, it's probably not that weird.

Now I feel like a VFL fan, crap game, played by would be musicians....

Get a real job.

Music is a hobby, like playing with lego.