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[Poupou Escobar]

Would the punters be allowed to bring their own ball of faeces?

 

[Avenger]

Tommy Raudonikis should tied to a pole in Martin Place and everyone handed a ball of faeces to throw at his ugly noggin. So sick of him being wheeled out for a comment whenever things are bad. F**k off you brainless idiot.

Brett Kenny says hi.

 

[T.S Quint]

Would the punters be allowed to bring their own ball of faeces?

I'm sure they'll make you buy them when you get there.

Like how you can't bring your own beer to the footy.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

It's f**ken bullshit

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm sure they'll make you buy them when you get there.

Like how you can't bring your own beer to the footy.

Still, it's one of the easier things to smuggle in. Even a cavity search has plausible deniability.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And I don't find the honey badger guy funny anymore. Put a shirt on and speak English you dickhead.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Brett Kenny says hi.

Tell him Gary said "f**k off".

 

[Gronk]

Jarryd did good last night. Do that every week and the knockers will learn to respect you moffo.

 

[lingard]

Would the punters be allowed to bring their own ball of faeces?

Yes. You have to prove that it's your own, or they won't let you use it.

 

[The EELiminator]

Yes. You have to prove that it's your own, or they won't let you use it.

there's a fun job description: dna shit tester

 

[The EELiminator]

there's a fun job description: dna shit tester

i was going to say shit dna tester but that implies they are just bad at their job

 

[Gary Gutful]

What about "Tester of Shit"?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yes. You have to prove that it's your own, or they won't let you use it.

"Did you pack this yourself Sir?"

 

[Snoochies]

Jarryd did good last night. Do that every week and the knockers will learn to respect you moffo.

A legitimate reply to this thread that's on topic but it seems Poop wins this thread.

 

[TheParraboy]

pencil Thursday 17th august in your diaries...

 

[T.S Quint]

I don't use pencils.
I use pens. I'm hard like that.

 

[El Diablo]

i don't have a diary

 

[IFR33K]

Let's hope he doesn't pull a hammie.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Poop wins this thread.

What is it with merkins that cant stop talking about poop?

Give it a rest snoochies.

 

[Gary Gutful]

i don't have a diary

Granted it would look a bit repetitive:

Mon 26 June 2017

8am - Post Picture of John Grant
8.30am - Put on tin foil hat
9am - Post picture of John Grant
9.30am - Say something derogatory about police officers.
10.00am - Take off tin foil hat
10.30am - Morning Tea
11am - Post Picture of John Grant
11.30am - Put on tin foil hat
12.00pm - Post picture of John Grant
12.30pm - Say something derogatory about police officers.
1.00pm - Take off tin foil hat
1.30pm - Lunch
2.00pm - Post Picture of John Grant
2.30pm - Put on tin foil hat
3.00pm - Post picture of John Grant
3.30pm - Say something derogatory about police officers.
4.00pm - Take off tin foil hat
4.30pm - Afternoon Nap
5.00pm - Post Picture of John Grant
5.30pm - Put on tin foil hat
6.00pm - Post picture of John Grant
6.30pm - Say something derogatory about police officers.
7.00pm - Take off tin foil hat
7.30pm - Dinner
8.00pm - 10.30pm - Free time (search for more photos of John Grant)
11.00pm - Bed


Tue 27 June 2017

8am - Post Picture of John Grant
8.30am - Put on tin foil hat
9am - Post picture of John Grant
9.30am - Say something derogatory about police officers.
10.00am - Take off tin foil hat
10.30am - Morning Tea
11am - Post Picture of John Grant
11.30am - Put on tin foil hat
12.00pm - Post picture of John Grant
12.30pm - Say something derogatory about police officers.
1.00pm - Take off tin foil hat
1.30pm - Lunch
2.00pm - Post Picture of John Grant
2.30pm - Put on tin foil hat
3.00pm - Post picture of John Grant
3.30pm - Say something derogatory about police officers.
4.00pm - Take off tin foil hat
4.30pm - Afternoon Nap
5.00pm - Post Picture of John Grant
5.30pm - Put on tin foil hat
6.00pm - Post picture of John Grant
6.30pm - Say something derogatory about police officers.
7.00pm - Take off tin foil hat
7.30pm - Dinner
8.00pm - 10.30pm - Free time (search for more photos of John Grant)
11.00pm - Bed