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[ash411]

Even with the Titans picking up 400K, it'd still be overs...

 

[Eelogical]

Maybe until around November 1st when he becomes a free agent for season 2019.... at which point I envisage the thread title changing again to - "Jarryd Hayne buggers off from NFL and RU and the Tits and Goes Back to Parra for 2019 and will officially open the New Parramatta Stadium the same day as the Eels first game there where he will score 3 tries" thread.....

There's a slight problem with this scenario. Which end do we want one of these on?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

No doubt that's what's causing the delay with construction of the new stadium.

 

[Eelogical]

No doubt that's what's causing the delay with construction of the new stadium.

Council says 'too high' or the likeness isn't believable?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Council says 'too high' or the likeness isn't believable?

They can't decide whether it should have a penis in its mouth or not.

 

[Eelogical]

They can't decide whether it should have a penis in its mouth or not.

Where else could they put it?

 

[El Diablo]

you can't force him to go

Where else could they put it?

on his forehead

 

[Eelogical]

you can't force him to go

on his forehead

I never thought of that.

 

[Gronk]

ABC are running a story saying that Hayne decided against going to the Eels and a deal could not be reached.

Reminds me of Trumps biggest inauguration ever.

 

[IFR33K]

ABC are running a story saying that Hayne decided against going to the Eels and a deal could not be reached.

Reminds me of Trumps biggest inauguration ever.

Meh... anything to sell a story.

 

[ash411]

ABC are running a story saying that Hayne decided against going to the Eels and a deal could not be reached.

Reminds me of Trumps biggest inauguration ever.

Sounds much like deja vu if you asked me...

A deal couldn't be reached actually I heard a copy of the phone call between Beavis and BA..

Beavis: So, Brad, How much are you willing to pay to get Hayne back to Parra?
BA: We don't want Hayne back at Parra..
Beavis: don't be difficult Brad, I'm sure we can work out a deal that benefits both of us.
BA: Yeah, we can. Tell Jarryd to enjoy the Gold Coast, and don't call me anymore.
*BA hangs up*

 

[IFR33K]

Sounds much like deja vu if you asked me...

A deal couldn't be reached actually I heard a copy of the phone call between Beavis and BA..

Beavis: So, Brad, How much are you willing to pay to get Hayne back to Parra?
BA: We don't want Hayne back at Parra..
Beavis: don't be difficult Brad, I'm sure we can work out a deal that benefits both of us.
BA: Yeah, we can. Tell Jarryd to enjoy the Gold Coast, and don't call me anymore.
*BA hangs up*

There could be a flaw here. Didn't beavis retire?

 

[Gronk]

There could be a flaw here. Didn't beavis retire?

He probably has an escape route if/when the shit hits the fan over the Agents + Eels Cap saga.

 

[Avenger]

Wayne Bennett roasts Jarryd Hayne over Origin mistakes


http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/wa...s/news-story/8598f9d61dd302d0569804c775669f38

 

[Gronk]

Even $1.2M players are entitled to a bad game FFS.

Having said that a $1.2M player is getting elite coin and therefore should provide elite performances. I wonder how many elite performances he has provided since his return from NFL ? So far he has played 14 games for the Titans and 2 games for NSW. Anyone ?

http://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/players/jarryd-hayne/summary.html

 

[Chipmunk]

Even $1.2M players are entitled to a bad game FFS.

Having said that a $1.2M player is getting elite coin and therefore should provide elite performances. I wonder how many elite performances he has provided since his return from NFL ? So far he has played 14 games for the Titans and 2 games for NSW. Anyone ?

http://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/players/jarryd-hayne/summary.html

To be honest I've not seen him put in one performance that has been even remotely close to what he delivered in most games in 2014, let alone anything he produced in 2009.

I would even go as far as to say that he's delivered less in those 16 matches than what he did in most games when he was fit between 2010 and 2013.

He just doesn't really seem into it to me.

 

[Avenger]

To be honest I've not seen him put in one performance that has been even remotely close to what he delivered in most games in 2014, let alone anything he produced in 2009.

I would even go as far as to say that he's delivered less in those 16 matches than what he did in most games when he was fit between 2010 and 2013.

He just doesn't really seem into it to me.

The problem is his ego, laziness and the fact that he is older and slower. Before 2014 he was young and quick which is why most of us including me overlooked it.

I'm not kidding but there is no chance that now I would swap him for Norman or Gutherson. Under any circumstances. Me saying this even a year ago would have been a nonsense.

 

[phantom eel]

He couldn't wait to get away from rugby league, and left his contract with us to do so.

It's no surprise that he's not reaching his past levels upon returnimg to league, tail between his legs after 4 publicly broken dreams - leaving NFL with change of coach, not making olympics, not getting a domestic rugby union contract, not getting a offer to come back to Parra.

Add a baby with a random instagram chick, plus Origin embarassment, and Jarryd's past 18 monrhs haven't worked out too well....

 

[phantom eel]

LolHayne...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He made a few errors in attack but it was his defence that really sucked. He and Graham looked like f**king amateurs trying to cover for Maloney when Queensland started targeting him.